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Well not much ahappenin! using Freedombox a lot (though not now) .. teamtalked with glen last night! and it's 110 days til US, wohooo! :)
Right, I am off for breakfast. I finished my tablets for my mouth ulsta but it hasn't gone :( not fair! will have to use the cream!
Lol I thought this was too funny!
New products being developed by JW independent scientific maxi Morris aids
The following products coming soon to the JW independent scientific maxi
Morris aids catalogue. These products will be great to help with your
everyday life!
Talking dentil floss: Spanish/English versions available
With helpful prompting from this floss your teeth will never be the same!
Floss says: "open up," "one grubby molar," "two grubby molars," and so on
until all your teeth are free from debris !
Braille Toilet Paper!:
This tactile tissue contains the meaning of life on each roll! Read your
way to a wiser you while you use the Braille to help with other things that
aren't so pleasant!
Talking commode:
This comfortable toilet tells you when the lid is up or down and if it's#1
or #2! No more thinking about what you are doing now your mind can
concentrate on more important things like that odd mumbling sound beneath
you. Our top of the line talking commode has the added comedy feature It
will make snide remarks about your physique when you have your back turned!
Talking toilet brush not included!
Talking shoes!
These wonderful talking shoes tell you just what you are walking on or
stepping in! Identifies things such as grass, sidewalks, pavement , and dog
droppings. Shoes come in brown white and in English and Spanish
Product produced by JW independent scientific maxi Morris aids
Distributed by Pay More shoe store
Talking sofa!
This chatty piece of furniture will keep you company on those rainy
nights. The sofa will chat about the weather, latest sports scores, or even
commiserate with you on that bad day at work!
Manufacturer not responsible for sofa rudeness after gas is emitted from
occupant.
Braille Range:
The JW independent scientific maxi Morris aids Company has worked together
with Hot Pool Appliances to produce this innovative product! Know exactly
how hot your cook surface is by quickly reading the Braille display found
in the center of each heating element. Oven temperature is found inside the
oven door. Not only does this product make preparing that meal easier but
it also helps your Braille reading speed.
A new category of products will appear in our new catalogue. You asked, we
listen. Here at JW independent scientific maxi Morris aids . We have
answered the requests for occupational products specifically designed with
the blind in mind.
For that up and coming professional racecar driver, we are perfecting r
new pit finder. Never miss the pit row again!
This highly developed system uses a GPS system to locate your designated
pit stop. An audible tone is heard when approaching pit row. As you
approach your designated area the beeps become higher in pitch and frequency.
This product not yet effective in locating members of the pit crew.
For those visually impaired surgeons on your holiday list, our new talking
scalpel will be a perfect gift. This talking scalpel has a clear female
voice. A cut above the other competitors on the market, our new scalpel
tells the surgeon to keep cutting. "Oh, no. Not there!" is heard when the
wrong area has been approached with this intelligent surgical tool. No
blind surgeon should be without this. Order today!
As heard on TV. The talking chainsaw is very popular among our customers.
This tool is easy to operate. Taped instructions included. Simply place
your finger under the cutting guide to ensure the length of the proper cut.
Begin cutting immediately to allow the best results. This tool has
considerably increased the coordination and reaction time of its users. A
clear male voice announces the depth of the cut. Four D batteries not
included.
Metal detecting long, white cane. This innovative mobility device beeps
when metal has been located. Tap, tap, swing, swing, your way to riches!
Don't overlook that penny again. This portable cane only weighs a mere 17
pounds. Four rechargeable D batteries included with this item. Charger sold
separately.
For the dog guide user. Get Fido a pair of these stunning shades. On those
bright days when your pup can't see the color of those traffic lights due
to the glare, the dark glasses will provide protection from the harmful UV
rays of the sun. Fido will never miss the red light again! Made from
durable, scratch resistant plastic. Protective case sold separately.
Yeah, and I can tel all my friends that I went to visit the Jaws factory; go me! :):) Lol haha!
Til Next Time, RdFreak
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Right, I am off for breakfast. I finished my tablets for my mouth ulsta but it hasn't gone :( not fair! will have to use the cream!
Lol I thought this was too funny!
New products being developed by JW independent scientific maxi Morris aids
The following products coming soon to the JW independent scientific maxi
Morris aids catalogue. These products will be great to help with your
everyday life!
Talking dentil floss: Spanish/English versions available
With helpful prompting from this floss your teeth will never be the same!
Floss says: "open up," "one grubby molar," "two grubby molars," and so on
until all your teeth are free from debris !
Braille Toilet Paper!:
This tactile tissue contains the meaning of life on each roll! Read your
way to a wiser you while you use the Braille to help with other things that
aren't so pleasant!
Talking commode:
This comfortable toilet tells you when the lid is up or down and if it's#1
or #2! No more thinking about what you are doing now your mind can
concentrate on more important things like that odd mumbling sound beneath
you. Our top of the line talking commode has the added comedy feature It
will make snide remarks about your physique when you have your back turned!
Talking toilet brush not included!
Talking shoes!
These wonderful talking shoes tell you just what you are walking on or
stepping in! Identifies things such as grass, sidewalks, pavement , and dog
droppings. Shoes come in brown white and in English and Spanish
Product produced by JW independent scientific maxi Morris aids
Distributed by Pay More shoe store
Talking sofa!
This chatty piece of furniture will keep you company on those rainy
nights. The sofa will chat about the weather, latest sports scores, or even
commiserate with you on that bad day at work!
Manufacturer not responsible for sofa rudeness after gas is emitted from
occupant.
Braille Range:
The JW independent scientific maxi Morris aids Company has worked together
with Hot Pool Appliances to produce this innovative product! Know exactly
how hot your cook surface is by quickly reading the Braille display found
in the center of each heating element. Oven temperature is found inside the
oven door. Not only does this product make preparing that meal easier but
it also helps your Braille reading speed.
A new category of products will appear in our new catalogue. You asked, we
listen. Here at JW independent scientific maxi Morris aids . We have
answered the requests for occupational products specifically designed with
the blind in mind.
For that up and coming professional racecar driver, we are perfecting r
new pit finder. Never miss the pit row again!
This highly developed system uses a GPS system to locate your designated
pit stop. An audible tone is heard when approaching pit row. As you
approach your designated area the beeps become higher in pitch and frequency.
This product not yet effective in locating members of the pit crew.
For those visually impaired surgeons on your holiday list, our new talking
scalpel will be a perfect gift. This talking scalpel has a clear female
voice. A cut above the other competitors on the market, our new scalpel
tells the surgeon to keep cutting. "Oh, no. Not there!" is heard when the
wrong area has been approached with this intelligent surgical tool. No
blind surgeon should be without this. Order today!
As heard on TV. The talking chainsaw is very popular among our customers.
This tool is easy to operate. Taped instructions included. Simply place
your finger under the cutting guide to ensure the length of the proper cut.
Begin cutting immediately to allow the best results. This tool has
considerably increased the coordination and reaction time of its users. A
clear male voice announces the depth of the cut. Four D batteries not
included.
Metal detecting long, white cane. This innovative mobility device beeps
when metal has been located. Tap, tap, swing, swing, your way to riches!
Don't overlook that penny again. This portable cane only weighs a mere 17
pounds. Four rechargeable D batteries included with this item. Charger sold
separately.
For the dog guide user. Get Fido a pair of these stunning shades. On those
bright days when your pup can't see the color of those traffic lights due
to the glare, the dark glasses will provide protection from the harmful UV
rays of the sun. Fido will never miss the red light again! Made from
durable, scratch resistant plastic. Protective case sold separately.
Yeah, and I can tel all my friends that I went to visit the Jaws factory; go me! :):) Lol haha!
Til Next Time, RdFreak
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i called them to get times, but they dont correspond with their times on the website.
i am going to the train station tomorrow before work to get the time -- ill let you know late tomorrow night.
sorry if this is such short notice :(
stupid trains!
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Lol!...
Love ya, take care, and good entry hehehehe. Also the LJ addict thing was cute heheheh, maybe i shal take it. Though I'll not be very adicted yet...
Had a blast on the thingy last night...Ventrilo...Loveya.
XOXOOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXO,
Caitlin
Your Little Sis
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