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rdfreak ([personal profile] rdfreak) wrote2005-12-16 10:53 am
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48/11! :)

Oh that's right, Poor old Spencer street station is now officially known as "Southern Cross station" *pokes tungue out at evil name changers and money wasters*

> An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
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> "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."
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> Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
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> The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
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> "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
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> "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
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> "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.
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> "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing"
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> Merry Christmas!
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I just called Mum and as soon as she answered started reciting the joke in a whistly old girls' voice. :)

Yeah for soundforge! I learnt how to normalize! and I gabble some more and try and update! (two hour old file though)