letter to hoons
Dear hoons,
I honestly hope you enjoyed yourselves last night having the whole Safeway carpark to do burnouts in. I just wonder if you were soba enough to realize you had a complete audience listening to you; thanks very much for the entertainment as we were all trying to sleep?
so come on; tell us; how many skid marks did you make? enquiring minds want to know!
at any rate, I hope you have enjoyed emptying your wallet and, hopefully handing over your drivers licence.
signed, one audience member.
I honestly hope you enjoyed yourselves last night having the whole Safeway carpark to do burnouts in. I just wonder if you were soba enough to realize you had a complete audience listening to you; thanks very much for the entertainment as we were all trying to sleep?
so come on; tell us; how many skid marks did you make? enquiring minds want to know!
at any rate, I hope you have enjoyed emptying your wallet and, hopefully handing over your drivers licence.
signed, one audience member.