Here comes santa Claus

[rdfreak]

So instead of making preparations for his worldly trip, santa Claus has been spotted ... on messengers chatting! Lol
On his mailing list, jmosen gave us his msn address "northpole@live.com"

so here's what I had to say to him.
He's really not that inteligent! Lol
"Rachel says:
hi
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Rachel! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Rachel says:
I'm a girl
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Rachel?
Rachel says:
I want a pacmate
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Rachel.

And what else would you like, Rachel?
Rachel says:
I want a Meistro
Santa Claus says:
Great, Rachel! I'll see what I can do.
Rachel says:
thanks. can I request something else?
Santa Claus says:
No prob!
Rachel says:
a laptop computer
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! What?
Rachel says:
ho ho ho, what?
Santa Claus says:
Happy holidays!
Rachel says:
thanks, same to you.
Santa Claus says:
It's all thanks to me, huh?
Rachel says:
I suppose so
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
Rachel says:
you're a bit modest there old santa, aren't you?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Rachel says:
can I also ask for a never ending supply of wishes?
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, little girl, I didn't quite understand you.
Rachel says:
how little do you think i am?
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Rachel says:
how old do you think I am?
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, Rachel!
Rachel says:
what language do you speak?
Santa Claus says:
Sometimes I just don't know.
Rachel says:
that makes sense.
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
Rachel says:
anyway what are you doing chatting on messenger? aren't you supposed to be making your final preparations?
Santa Claus says:
What do you think, Rachel?
Rachel says:
I'd think you definitely should be. your elves shouldn't do that on their own, or are they chatting too?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! What?
Rachel says:
how old are you?
Santa Claus says:
I'm about as old as they come, I think.
Rachel says:
where's Murs Claus?
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Rachel says:
where's Mrs claus
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Rachel says:
so what do you want me to lay out for you when you visit?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Rachel says:
do you like cookies?
Santa Claus says:
I highly recommend you leave me some cookies and milk.
Rachel says:
milk too? what about some whine?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! What?
Rachel says:
beer?
Santa Claus says:
Who's Beer?
Rachel says:
spirits?
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, Rachel!
Rachel says:
I am having a little trouble understanding you too, santa
Santa Claus says:
Yes, that's my name!
Rachel says:
what are you doing?
Santa Claus says:
I'm just hanging out online, IMing people...
Rachel says:
what about your toys?
Santa Claus says:
The elves make all the toys I deliver!

What toys do you want for Christmas?
Rachel says:
I'm just saying that if you keep chatting like this, how are we supposed to get anything?
Santa Claus says:
That's great! What else do you like?
Rachel says:
Lol
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Rachel says:
he he he
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Rachel says:
hu hu hu
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Rachel says:
bye
Santa Claus says:
Bye, Rachel! :-)

til next time, RdFreak

Comments

[rdfreak.livejournal.com]

ah that's funny. is that smarterchild? Lol .. I'll need to get aim again just for her!
last night a friend was asking Santa about sex, and he said "people always try and talk about that" or something Lol

[http://users.livejournal.com/_disi_/]

YES! SMARTERCHILD! THATS IT! haha, classic.

Stupid bots. meh. lol

[rdfreak.livejournal.com]

and they play games too! :)