where's the smart Santa

[rdfreak]

Rachel says:
santa claus is coming to town
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Rachel! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Rachel says:
I've already spoken to you
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Rachel says:
you already know though
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Rachel says:
you're talking to me
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Rachel says:
I am unsure
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Rachel says:
you're talking to someone who hasn't decided
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Rachel says:
does the word transvestite mean anything to you?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Rachel says:
that's a no then?
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Rachel says:
how badly do you need to know?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Rachel says:
are you interested in me?
Santa Claus says:
[Service too busy]
Rachel says:
hahahahaha
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Rachel says:
get over yaself mate
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?

til next time, RdFreak
P.S. Well I know how to use the update page now. things have just changed position, how cute!