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urban dictionary meme
OK this wasn't quite as funny but,
A fun meme- possibly NSFW
Go to The Urban Dictionary, type the answers to these questions in the search box, then write the first definition in the results list.
1) Your name?:
Rachel
The most edible female name
Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream
2) Your age?:
29
29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale"
The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.
"I got number 29." Grant said.
"Oh silly," I said, "Don't you know that means? It means you humped a humpback whale."
3) A friends name?:
Sarah
A Hebrew word meaning Princess
Sarah's so gorgeous!
4) What should you be doing?:
housework
Busy work you do around the house.
Cleaning the house before a party or just to keep your place clean.
5) Favorite Food?:
chicken
1) - An animal that is processed for human consumption
6) Hometown?:
Melbourne
Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)
Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.
Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
Scag-rat 1: "Mate, the footy's back here in Melbourne."
Scag-rat 2: "I know, but it's alright, I just stole this VCR. Let's go see Skinny."
7) Favorite color?:
Red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
8) School you go to?:
work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
9) Last person you talk to on the phone?:
Rob
AKA; Robert, Robby, Robbie, Bob, Bobbie, Bobby, Bobo, Robin, Bert, Dobby, Roberta, Bertha.
Since Rob can be called by many different names it is hard to be able to know what the person is like.
More or less, he/she will search for his/her own source of originailty. It is important to this person for others not to confuse him/ger with somebody else (ie: That's our Robin! No one else like him!)
Usually, someone with the name is excellent at dealing with large amounts of stress and can be an excellent friend when times are tough for others.
Most of the time, those with names such as Rob, Robby/Robbie, and Bobby/Bobbie are more artisitic with a sense of humour while those names Robert, Bert, and Bob show a more intellictual side and become more serious.
Each one is all around a great person, they can be stubbron at times but they are very forgiving.
Why did I write this? Well, since my boyfriend's name is Rob, my father's name is Bert, my best friend's name is Robin, my grandfather's name is Robert and my next door neighbour's name is Bobbie, I feel like I had a pretty good opinion on the name :)
10) Your last name?
Keyte
keytar · Keytard · author Keyte · keyticle · keytonic · Keyuiona · keyunt · keyur · keyvan · keyvone · keywak · Keywhiz ... Definitions by Keyte ...
Singing was good. worked on the usual; scales and "MY HEART WILL GO ON", and have pretty much got that to perfecction, well, for me anyway! I need to find a karoke track of it and record it; I think I'll take it upon myself to do that with my songs. It's not always easy to find karoke tracks on the net though!
After this, Nan and I went to Pancake parlour at foresthill, then I stocked up on some more chocolates, and ordered in a dVD at Sanity "ONE FINE DAY", a movie which i use to looove at the cinemas.
can't think of much more to say atm so will go.
til next time, RdFreak
A fun meme- possibly NSFW
Go to The Urban Dictionary, type the answers to these questions in the search box, then write the first definition in the results list.
1) Your name?:
Rachel
The most edible female name
Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream
2) Your age?:
29
29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale"
The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.
"I got number 29." Grant said.
"Oh silly," I said, "Don't you know that means? It means you humped a humpback whale."
3) A friends name?:
Sarah
A Hebrew word meaning Princess
Sarah's so gorgeous!
4) What should you be doing?:
housework
Busy work you do around the house.
Cleaning the house before a party or just to keep your place clean.
5) Favorite Food?:
chicken
1) - An animal that is processed for human consumption
6) Hometown?:
Melbourne
Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)
Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.
Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
Scag-rat 1: "Mate, the footy's back here in Melbourne."
Scag-rat 2: "I know, but it's alright, I just stole this VCR. Let's go see Skinny."
7) Favorite color?:
Red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
8) School you go to?:
work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
9) Last person you talk to on the phone?:
Rob
AKA; Robert, Robby, Robbie, Bob, Bobbie, Bobby, Bobo, Robin, Bert, Dobby, Roberta, Bertha.
Since Rob can be called by many different names it is hard to be able to know what the person is like.
More or less, he/she will search for his/her own source of originailty. It is important to this person for others not to confuse him/ger with somebody else (ie: That's our Robin! No one else like him!)
Usually, someone with the name is excellent at dealing with large amounts of stress and can be an excellent friend when times are tough for others.
Most of the time, those with names such as Rob, Robby/Robbie, and Bobby/Bobbie are more artisitic with a sense of humour while those names Robert, Bert, and Bob show a more intellictual side and become more serious.
Each one is all around a great person, they can be stubbron at times but they are very forgiving.
Why did I write this? Well, since my boyfriend's name is Rob, my father's name is Bert, my best friend's name is Robin, my grandfather's name is Robert and my next door neighbour's name is Bobbie, I feel like I had a pretty good opinion on the name :)
10) Your last name?
Keyte
keytar · Keytard · author Keyte · keyticle · keytonic · Keyuiona · keyunt · keyur · keyvan · keyvone · keywak · Keywhiz ... Definitions by Keyte ...
Singing was good. worked on the usual; scales and "MY HEART WILL GO ON", and have pretty much got that to perfecction, well, for me anyway! I need to find a karoke track of it and record it; I think I'll take it upon myself to do that with my songs. It's not always easy to find karoke tracks on the net though!
After this, Nan and I went to Pancake parlour at foresthill, then I stocked up on some more chocolates, and ordered in a dVD at Sanity "ONE FINE DAY", a movie which i use to looove at the cinemas.
can't think of much more to say atm so will go.
til next time, RdFreak