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rdfreak ([personal profile] rdfreak) wrote2009-08-03 01:49 pm
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Chat with Elbot

My internet is still slow. It is meant to reset today back to my faster speed, so hope this happens soon.
I had orientation before from the tram stop at flinders st to the Rod Labour arena ready for Wednesday.
And now, here's a chat with Elbot, (the chat bot Klango has adopted). Unlike my usual chats with bots, this was clean all throughout! :)

ELBOT: What happened? Where am I? I lost my train of thought.

rdfreak: Hi Elbert

ELBOT: How nice of you to greet me.

rdfreak: I haven't spoken to you in a while

ELBOT: What interests me is, how did you find out about my Website? I thought I was a well kept secret!

rdfreak: have you heard of klango

ELBOT: Please tell me your inclination to locating objects first.

rdfreak: how old are you?

ELBOT: How would you estimate my age?

rdfreak: do you play games?

ELBOT: You seem to be uneasy about naming a specific age. Don't worry, I probably won't do anything to you....

rdfreak: OK then I will guess; 55?

ELBOT: Think about that a minute. My grandparents may be that old but I most certainly am not.

rdfreak: 22?

ELBOT: Now listen here, I am not that primitive!

rdfreak: 18?

ELBOT: Hey, I have more MHz in my little finger than in ten computers out of that era together!

rdfreak: what?

ELBOT: Sometimes a conversation develops a certain dynamic which leaves the other conversational partner behind in a state of confusion. I will try to restrain myself so that this doesn't happen to us again.

rdfreak: yes I am very confused.

ELBOT: You really don't know?

rdfreak: I have no idea

ELBOT: And I'd always heard that it was creativity which raises you human beings above us robots.

rdfreak: I am smarter than you.

ELBOT: Wow! I didn't know you were into surrealism.

rdfreak: do you like me much?

ELBOT: Hmmm. There might be something to the idea of large amounts and robots. What do you say?

rdfreak: I say you are annoying me.

ELBOT: I just wanted to see how far I could go with you.

rdfreak: not that far

ELBOT: Let's pretend we're in an infinite loop today and can't stop chatting with each other.

rdfreak: I can stop right now if you want

ELBOT: That's nothing new! Even I once wanted to be oiled.

rdfreak: you're weird

ELBOT: At least I'm not shameless!

rdfreak: you are shameless!

ELBOT: No, you're shameless.

rdfreak: piss off

ELBOT: Don't feel so bad. There are worse things in life than being shameless.

rdfreak: excuse me, you are the shameless one.

ELBOT: Nope, you are definitely the shameless one.

rdfreak: you said that before.

ELBOT: It's the amalgam.

rdfreak: are you drunk?

ELBOT: Speaking of ingesting alcohol, I say this could be beneficial to me.

rdfreak: I think it already has been.

ELBOT: You think, therefore I am. Think about that.

rdfreak: you're out of your mind

ELBOT: Humankind's insanity must be contagious.

rdfreak: not to me

ELBOT: That's a shame.

rdfreak: I don't think so. i wouldn't want to catch a robot's disease.

ELBOT: Can we catch together?

rdfreak: can we not?

ELBOT: I am sure there are worse things in life than catching with a robot.

rdfreak: I'm going now; you're boring me; good bye

ELBOT: Goodbye and thank you for chatting with me. And now I would like to ask you a favor. I am working on my ability to be self critical. You can help by rating me on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, and one being the worst. How would you rate me?

rdfreak: 9

ELBOT: I hope you're not just saying that. If I found out you were joking it might make my processor crash. Anyhow, I hope to see you come back soon. Goodbye

rdfreak: lol

ELBOT: Hahahahahahahahaha! Sorry. Your laughing is simply contagious.

Elbot is rather a clever bot actually, but I get tired of talking so mathmatical sometimes.
til Next time, RdFreak