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ten peeves that dogs have about humans
As well as the quarterly addition of "Dog Tails", the newsletter that Guide Dogs Victoria put out for all clients, they just started up a new magazine purely for the guide dog clients called "Local wag". Both magazines are emailed to me.
I'm currently reading issue two (as I'd been deleting these magazines a bit lately, I didn't realize they started producing this new magazine, so must go back in my trash and find the first issue). Anyway, they had the following musing, and I wanted to share it here cos I thought it was funny!
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. Not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG YOU FOOL!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here!
In other news, I just introduced joy and Heartly. I wasn't planning to do this til next week, but Mum called to say she was in Blackburn, and she had Heartly in the car if I wanted to see her. So I suggested that as Joy isn't stressed or anxious in any way, we could introduce them, so we did. Of course Heartly was her usual timid self, but Joy was gentle with her, and I am pleased to say, i think they'll become firm friends in future.
I do plan to take Joy for a walk later.
I just mainly wanted to share that musing; I thought it was clever, Lol!
Til Next time, RdFreak
I'm currently reading issue two (as I'd been deleting these magazines a bit lately, I didn't realize they started producing this new magazine, so must go back in my trash and find the first issue). Anyway, they had the following musing, and I wanted to share it here cos I thought it was funny!
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. Not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG YOU FOOL!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here!
In other news, I just introduced joy and Heartly. I wasn't planning to do this til next week, but Mum called to say she was in Blackburn, and she had Heartly in the car if I wanted to see her. So I suggested that as Joy isn't stressed or anxious in any way, we could introduce them, so we did. Of course Heartly was her usual timid self, but Joy was gentle with her, and I am pleased to say, i think they'll become firm friends in future.
I do plan to take Joy for a walk later.
I just mainly wanted to share that musing; I thought it was clever, Lol!
Til Next time, RdFreak