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body function meme
Haven't done a meme in hear for like years, but I found this meme in an entry dated Jan 2004 of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
salix_03's journal, cos I'm a stalker.
anyway, this amused me! :)
“The idea is to tell which of these bodily functions you would eliminate if you didn't have to do them.
1. Sleeping: Nope (I do like sleeping, or pretending to sleep, especially in winter when we have an excuse to rug up with 50 million layers with the electric blanket.)
2. Eating: (I disagree with the 22-year old salix here; I looooove my food way too much; so .. no.
3. Excreting: (I will so have to remind salix of this entry -- um, no, well if I'm eating, it's gotta go somewhere doesn't it? and it's not gunna come up as I hate upchucking!
4. Bathing/grooming: yes cos that can suck and take too much time out of my day, but it hopefully means I can smell and look like heaven all the time.
5. Breathing: no, if that song 'in the year 2525" rings true, and a machine can do it all for me, it will feel too weird. I have to breathe.
6. Exercising/moving: Exercising as the only intention? yes. Moving, no.
7. sex: yes; boring! if we wanna have babies, let's be like Mary and Joseph and just have the feotus appear in the woom automatically.
8. Periods: yes yes yes; they bloody suck; ha!
Til Next Time, RdFreak
salix_03's journal, cos I'm a stalker.anyway, this amused me! :)
“The idea is to tell which of these bodily functions you would eliminate if you didn't have to do them.
1. Sleeping: Nope (I do like sleeping, or pretending to sleep, especially in winter when we have an excuse to rug up with 50 million layers with the electric blanket.)
2. Eating: (I disagree with the 22-year old salix here; I looooove my food way too much; so .. no.
3. Excreting: (I will so have to remind salix of this entry -- um, no, well if I'm eating, it's gotta go somewhere doesn't it? and it's not gunna come up as I hate upchucking!
4. Bathing/grooming: yes cos that can suck and take too much time out of my day, but it hopefully means I can smell and look like heaven all the time.
5. Breathing: no, if that song 'in the year 2525" rings true, and a machine can do it all for me, it will feel too weird. I have to breathe.
6. Exercising/moving: Exercising as the only intention? yes. Moving, no.
7. sex: yes; boring! if we wanna have babies, let's be like Mary and Joseph and just have the feotus appear in the woom automatically.
8. Periods: yes yes yes; they bloody suck; ha!
Til Next Time, RdFreak
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