rdfreak | eating my starburst treats?!

As I pick up the innocent little baby, I feel all over it's body,
The small legs with spikes sticking outwards towards the end,
The small stumps, representing the arms, which I think are outstretched,
The ever-so-small belly with the slight inddentations,
and finally the head. But where's the face?
I can feel the grooves which I'm supposing should represent some facial features but I'm having trouble making them out since they are neatly combined into one of those non-sensical patterns I can never be sure of.
I then use the nail on my right pointer to carefully place it in the bottom most groove.
Right. There it is. Is that its mouth?
I slowly but surely let my fingernail slide up and out to a groove of half its size,
Coming to my hasty conclusion it was an eye.
Then I felt across and made out the other eye. maybe?
Feeling above there; I looked for the ears. I can't make out any ears, unlike the starburst baby I had eaten prior, I was sure.
"It's got no ears!" I said out loud!
"Now it's got no feet either" I continued while cutting the babe's entire two feet off with my threatening teeth.
"Now it's got no body!" I exclaimed, biting off all but the head.
Here's the head, I held in my hand, while the rest of this bub was getting sucked of its remaining blood, chewed of its remaining flesh, and swallowed as a tasty orange treat!!
"Poor bub!" I said to the head, before it dived into my mouth as well.
"Bybye baby"!

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Wow Rachel, how very morbid and bloody! jkjk heheheh that was quite amusing. It's like me eating the animal crackers when I was little. I used to pretend they all lived in my stomach. Rofl.
Caitlin

thanks CaitCait, I was feeling very artistic and analytical! I always use to play those games with food. that they were all children trying to get away from me (could have been chockchips, anything not necessarily lolly people! Lol
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Yup yup! I also used to break my grilled cheese sandwiches into little pieces when I was like five because i thought that would make it bigger and last longer. Haha. I did lots of strange things with food...
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yep it's pretty cool how little kids think there. we did that experiment as a prack in Psychology at school! :) <33333

Ahahah did you really? i bet more kids thought it was true!
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Sounds like me eating hummi bears. I love gummi anything, especially gummy worms. Definitely an interesting thought. You need to work over here in our hainess crimes unit of law enforcement. You could impose punishment against bad offenders such as killers, child molesters, rapeists, etc.

I'm thinking I'm never going to be able to eat Starbursts in the same way again! LOL! Maybe you have to much time on your hands? Just kidding.

oh trust me, I do! I know it and am first to admit it! .. sorry bout that. now starbursts will love me for infecting all its customers minds! :):)

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