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rdfreak ([personal profile] rdfreak) wrote2005-10-01 09:11 am

I love you!

Dear mobile phone Prank artist,
Thank you for giving my mobile phone one ring last night at some ridiculous hour; I had just successfully dosed off to sleep and unfortunately I am a light sleeper. Not only does my phone ring, it vibrates very loudly and will occasionally jump off the desk.
Thanks.
Yours, someone who apparently sleeps to much.
Dear [livejournal.com profile] jordina,
I hate you so bad! I want a pacmate too! You're bad. Don't expect me to associate with you once that pacmate touches your hands.
Signed,
your ex-best friend!

Dear FreedomScientific,
Please give me a pacmate! I promise you, while I have a demo version of window eyes on my system, I was not able to successfully install it. so, that means my computer hates it too! and mate, dudes and dudettes, I've been a jaws user from the moment I found out about it! And I have even recommended it to people! And, I have a keen interest to teach myself how to do some jaws scripting! And, my braillenote sucks! And, and and .. if you give me a pacmate, I will send my old, decrepit dusty braillenote to you to use as spare parts!
Is that all? Pleeease (I'm on my knees; one kneee anyway or is that for marriage? I don't know! But, I will promise to love and cherish it, and look after it til death do us part. so I guess it's the same thing as marriage.
Lot's of best wishes from your loyal customers, Rachel and her computer (I have just named Titanic, the unsinkable).

You crazy nut!

[identity profile] shazza59.livejournal.com 2005-10-01 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Rachel, you crack my butt up! You are so silly! LOL!
Rock on!

Re: You crazy nut!

[identity profile] rdfreak.livejournal.com 2005-10-01 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Lol I try and be silly! but I certainly hope I didn't crack your but up! I mean I'd never forgive myself! Lol haha OK I will shut up now! :) hahaha Love ya! :)

[identity profile] rdfreak.livejournal.com 2005-10-01 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Lol guess I try to be :)