rdfreak | he's done it again!

louise_1985 just sent me the conversation she had with

internet_king a few days ago after he'd come back from a big night! .. ahem .. and I said to him that if he ever wants to write a book, he should be drunk cos he has the craziest imagination then! :) Then I told him that I think meeting him will be "very interesting"? Lol
anyway he told me to distribute it if I want. I suppose I am too predictable or something Lol but

[12:22:29 AM] Vanja: yes yes what the fuck is up! Check it, the main
man is back!
[12:22:44 AM] Lou: lol!
[12:22:48 AM] Lou: you crazy!
[12:23:02 AM] Vanja: heheheehheehehe lollol I sure am and proud of
it!
[12:23:06 AM] Lou: and you're pissed
[12:23:08 AM] Lou: lol
[12:23:11 AM] Vanja: lol!
[12:23:14 AM] Vanja: Well...
[12:23:24 AM] Vanja: I did have a few refreshemtns at the gig
[12:23:29 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:23:37 AM] Vanja: and I'm now partialy deaf
[12:23:43 AM] Vanja: I hope this is not perminent?
[12:23:50 AM] Vanja: mand that was fucking loud!
[12:23:57 AM] Lou: lol don't be soft you daft bastard of course it's
not permanent!
[12:24:14 AM] Vanja: now but I can hardly hear out of my, especially
right ear
[12:24:18 AM] Lou: um
[12:24:22 AM] Vanja: fucking crazy
[12:24:26 AM] Lou: why only right one?
[12:24:33 AM] Lou: what's happened to your left one?
[12:24:42 AM] Vanja: well left one is dmaged too, but not as bad
[12:24:44 AM] Vanja: not sure why
[12:24:56 AM] Vanja: I think when they panned guitar to the right at 1
point it kinda fucked it
[12:25:02 AM] Lou: damaged! i'm sure when you wake up tomorrow they'll
be back to their 100 % full functionality
[12:25:15 AM] Vanja: because that was panned and also reverberated and
they had some other weird sound affect so...
[12:25:21 AM] Lou: right
[12:25:23 AM] Vanja: what a crazy gig
[12:25:33 AM] Vanja: and you now how badn go off stage, then come
back, at the end
[12:25:38 AM] Lou: yes?
[12:26:20 AM] Vanja: well, when they went off stage, all the way till
they came back thay had all these crazy shit sound
affect, like war sirens, police sirens and some strange
ambient futuristic sounds, it was mad!
[12:26:30 AM] Lou: um
[12:26:36 AM] Lou: isn't that a bit of a giveaway?
[12:26:39 AM] Vanja: I thought whole place was gonna collaps or
something
[12:26:52 AM] Vanja: lol and some stupid bitch behnd us thought that
it was firealarm
[12:26:57 AM] Vanja: behind us
[12:27:19 AM] Lou: hahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehe i bet that was
funny!
[12:27:26 AM] Vanja: oh come on you know that on every gig bands come
back after they go off
[12:27:35 AM] Vanja: not like we needed a givaway
[12:27:36 AM] Lou: yeah sure, but not everyone gigs as much as you
[12:27:39 AM] Lou: lol
[12:27:53 AM] Vanja: besides, they haven't plaied their last single,
so every1 knew that they were gonna close with that
[12:28:05 AM] Lou: always the way, always the way
[12:28:13 AM] Lou: they always end with their most famous ones
[12:28:53 AM] Vanja: well france frednand didn't, nor did the black
rebel motorcikle club, but still, yeah, it happens
often
[12:29:19 AM] Lou: and that has got to be the most interesting
spelling of motorcycle i've ever seen in my entire
life!
[12:29:32 AM] Lou: man i love ya typing sometimes
[12:29:35 AM] Vanja: yes yes I had a few drinks
[12:29:39 AM] Vanja: leave it
[12:29:41 AM] Lou: no!
[12:29:42 AM] Vanja: now,
[12:29:44 AM] Lou: i don't want to!
[12:29:47 AM] Vanja: you must!
[12:29:47 AM] Lou: ]got a problem with that?
[12:29:52 AM] Vanja: maybe
[12:30:01 AM] Lou: oh yeah? and what pray are you going to do about
this?
[12:30:07 AM] Vanja: and yes yes I still got my doughnuts omfg this
night's so fucking great!
[12:30:19 AM] Lou: lol!
[12:30:44 AM] Vanja: and what am I gonna do abhout it? Hmm, don't
know, throw a doughnut at ya...wait, tht'd be waste of a
beautifull doughnut, I'll just broke the bag they came
in at ya
[12:30:53 AM] Lou: bit far to throw, sweety
[12:31:05 AM] Vanja: i'm strong
[12:31:23 AM] Lou: you'll just broke the bag at me? look i know you've
only been here in this good old UK 12 years but...
[12:31:32 AM] Vanja: I had beer
[12:31:36 AM] Vanja: and JD
[12:31:41 AM] Vanja: lol lol
[12:31:47 AM] Vanja: it's all good!
[12:31:52 AM] Lou: you're making me laugh!
[12:31:58 AM] Vanja: why?
[12:32:17 AM] Lou: you'll have me dad in here threatening to cut the
damn cables again, and it will be all, your, fault!
[12:32:24 AM] Lou: and as to why
[12:32:29 AM] Lou: you are 1 crazy fuck!
[12:32:32 AM] Lou: that's why
[12:32:46 AM] Vanja: then get your laptop out
[12:32:52 AM] Vanja: that has no cables
[12:32:55 AM] Lou: um
[12:33:08 AM] Lou: it does if i have to plug my bloody modem in ya
fool
[12:33:18 AM] Vanja: use wirless internet, then
[12:33:25 AM] Lou: oh yeah
[12:33:39 AM] Vanja: by a router
[12:33:44 AM] Vanja: so you can be wireless
[12:33:58 AM] Lou: i'll just pop out right now at 12 30 in the evening
and buy a wireless router shall i? wonderful idea i
think not...
[12:34:09 AM] Vanja: why not?
[12:34:23 AM] Lou: because, in case you've forgotten, the shops would
have shut hours ago
[12:34:35 AM] Vanja: not in australia
[12:34:41 AM] Lou: but i'm in the UK
[12:34:44 AM] Lou: not australia
[12:34:48 AM] Vanja: go, then
[12:35:14 AM] Lou: and it'd take me over 24 hours to get to australia
so i may as well wait till tomorrow when i can go to the
shop, and also, i can't afford the airfair. you gonna
pay for me to go?
[12:35:37 AM] Lou: well well? are ya?
[12:35:39 AM] Vanja: noe /me going canda
[12:35:43 AM] Lou: well then
[12:35:48 AM] Lou: that's that idea out the window
[12:35:48 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:35:51 AM] Lou: literally
[12:35:57 AM] Vanja: I not breaking window
[12:35:59 AM] Vanja: this time
[12:36:01 AM] Vanja: I promiss
[12:36:02 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:36:03 AM] Lou: hmm,
[12:36:06 AM] Lou: if ya say so
[12:36:06 AM] Vanja: it funny
[12:36:08 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:36:15 AM] Lou: um
[12:36:20 AM] Vanja: hut I almost broke sign on the way back
[12:36:21 AM] Lou: what the flying feathery fuck are you on!
[12:36:24 AM] Vanja: some weard fence
[12:36:26 AM] Vanja: JD
[12:36:30 AM] Vanja: 5 glasses
[12:36:34 AM] Vanja: and 6 beers
[12:36:36 AM] Vanja: all ibnt he concert
[12:36:38 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:36:42 AM] Vanja: it was funny
[12:36:53 AM] Vanja: and 1 bottle ont he ujhnderground before concert
[12:36:59 AM] Vanja: we hought in off licence
[12:37:06 AM] Vanja: I met my cousin at camden town
[12:37:09 AM] Lou: you are 1 pissed freak!
[12:37:13 AM] Lou: you won't remember it tomorrow
[12:37:14 AM] Vanja: I eman my friend
[12:37:21 AM] Vanja: and then we bought offlicence
[12:37:28 AM] Lou: you didn't buy the offlicence at all!
[12:37:29 AM] Vanja: I mean we bought drink off offlicence
[12:37:33 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:37:38 AM] Vanja: and we drank it orn on the train
[12:37:42 AM] Vanja: it was funny
[12:37:44 AM] Vanja: we were a bit loud
[12:37:48 AM] Vanja: and every1 was lookng at us
[12:37:49 AM] Lou: if you had, then that's me fixed up for christmas,
you can give me my alcohol free!
[12:37:51 AM] Vanja: and talking to us
[12:37:53 AM] Vanja: and laughying at us
[12:37:55 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:37:57 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:38:07 AM] Lou: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
[12:38:10 AM] Lou: go eat a doughnut
[12:38:21 AM] Lou: and then come back
[12:38:23 AM] Lou: this is cool!
[12:39:05 AM] Lou is very very very very very happy! i've got my very
own personal drunken chatlog at last!
hehehehehehehehehehehehehahahaha
[12:39:56 AM] Vanja: no
[12:39:59 AM] Lou: yes!
[12:40:02 AM] Vanja: dougnut at 1:40
[12:40:05 AM] Lou: um?
[12:40:10 AM] Lou: why at :40?
[12:40:15 AM] Vanja: eat it at 1:40
[12:40:21 AM] Vanja: thats when alarm set
[12:40:25 AM] Vanja: the doughnut alarm
[12:40:33 AM] Lou: what doughnut alarm
[12:40:40 AM] Vanja: on the mobile
[12:40:59 AM] Lou: oh, my, fucking, god, jesus H christ, holy fuck!¬
[12:41:09 AM] Lou: you have set yourself an alarm, to eat a doughnut?
[12:41:10 AM] Vanja: what happened?
[12:41:24 AM] Vanja: yes because then I'll kow when it's 1:40
[12:41:31 AM] Lou: but what's this obsession with 1:40
[12:41:34 AM] Vanja: so i don't have to look at wathc every 5 mins
[12:41:41 AM] Lou: but what will happen if you eat one now
[12:41:43 AM] Vanja: its important
[12:41:49 AM] Lou: it's not like you're gonna die is it
[12:41:49 AM] Vanja: tha's when I eat dougnut this morning
[12:41:58 AM] Vanja: lol no but
[12:42:00 AM] Vanja: we need it
[12:42:05 AM] Vanja: at 1:40
[12:42:11 AM] Vanja: it's fun that way
[12:42:12 AM] Lou: no no vanja you misunderstand me
[12:42:21 AM] Vanja: and I have time for my other food to lay down
[12:42:25 AM] Vanja: and alcohol
[12:42:29 AM] Vanja: so it doesn't mix too much
[12:42:31 AM] Vanja: and make me sick
[12:42:57 AM] Lou: what will happen, if you eat a doughnut now? why
the importance of 1:40? it's not like the bananas? you
won't be sick if you eat the peel? you won't be sick if
you eat a doughnut
[12:43:11 AM] Lou: it won't hurt you to eat 1 now rather than 20 to 2
[12:43:19 AM] Lou: you can have one at 20 to 2 as well...
[12:43:28 AM] Lou: but ... um, what to say...
[12:44:05 AM] Vanja: yes but now it fels heavy
[12:44:09 AM] Vanja: feels heavy
[12:44:14 AM] Vanja: I ate 5 big burgers
[12:44:18 AM] Vanja: so i need wait
[12:44:27 AM] Vanja: till 1:40
[12:44:30 AM] Lou: so basically what you're saying is
[12:44:30 AM] Vanja: for it to calm down
[12:44:33 AM] Lou: you're not hungry
[12:44:33 AM] Vanja: it already better
[12:44:36 AM] Vanja: but not that good yet
[12:44:42 AM] Lou: so
[12:44:48 AM] Lou: how do you know it'll be better at 1:409
[12:44:51 AM] Lou: oops
[12:44:56 AM] Lou: shit and i'm the sober one here
[12:44:57 AM] Vanja: it feels htat way
[12:45:02 AM] Vanja: trust me
[12:45:03 AM] Lou: but why not 1:30
[12:45:06 AM] Vanja: i know my body
[12:45:06 AM] Lou: or 1:50
[12:45:11 AM] Vanja: cuz it's the nature
[12:45:16 AM] Lou: um?
[12:45:18 AM] Vanja: lol!
[12:45:22 AM] Vanja: it is
[12:45:23 AM] Lou: rhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhright!
[12:45:24 AM] Vanja: trust me
[12:45:31 AM] Lou: trust you? in this state?
[12:45:34 AM] Vanja: i am not a doctor but I know a few things
[12:45:39 AM] Vanja: I read it
[12:45:42 AM] Lou: i put more trust in a bluebottle
[12:45:43 AM] Vanja: in abook
[12:45:45 AM] Lou: hehehehehehehehe
[12:45:53 AM] Vanja: recky jervais
[12:45:57 AM] Vanja: he said
[12:46:01 AM] Vanja: about doughniuts
[12:46:03 AM] Vanja: in the book
[12:46:07 AM] Lou: oh
[12:46:11 AM] Lou: it didn't come from barry?
[12:46:15 AM] Vanja: no
[12:46:18 AM] Vanja: ricky jervais
[12:46:22 AM] Lou: ok then
[12:46:28 AM] Lou: i am fucking pissing myself laughing here
[12:46:38 AM] Lou: literally
[12:46:46 AM] Vanja: and I thought only me need guiding to your
toilets
[12:46:51 AM] Vanja: lol lol
[12:46:58 AM] Lou: my ribs ache, and my eyes are watering i'm laughing
so hard
[12:47:02 AM] Vanja: I kow I kow sarcastic bastard
[12:47:04 AM] Vanja: I am
[12:47:06 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:47:12 AM] Vanja: oh oopsy?
[12:47:19 AM] Vanja: That sticky wanker fell of my mobile
[12:47:25 AM] Lou: um?
[12:47:30 AM] Lou: kindly elaborate please?
[12:47:31 AM] Vanja: sticky stupid thing
[12:47:33 AM] Vanja: on top
[12:47:36 AM] Vanja: it fell off now
[12:47:40 AM] Vanja: ops
[12:47:41 AM] Lou: and what sticky wanking have you been doing with
your mobile dare i ask?
[12:47:45 AM] Vanja: no no
[12:47:49 AM] Vanja: the sticky thing
[12:47:50 AM] Vanja: on top
[12:47:56 AM] Vanja: above the button
[12:47:59 AM] Lou: oh it was on top of you?
[12:48:02 AM] Vanja: oh well
[12:48:29 AM] Lou: finisjh that message
[12:48:32 AM] Vanja: not me mobile you stupid piece of fucked up piece
of wank
[12:48:39 AM] Lou: you did!
[12:48:41 AM] Vanja: nothing to do with me
[12:48:48 AM] Vanja: it just fell off
[12:48:50 AM] Lou: you just admitted you've been sticky wanking your
mobile]#
[12:48:55 AM] Vanja: no
[12:49:04 AM] Lou: what, just, fell off above the button what the fuck
are you on!
[12:49:04 AM] Vanja: I said sticky wanker fell off learn to read damn
you
[12:49:15 AM] Vanja: well it kinda pealed off
[12:49:27 AM] Lou: gurhrhrhrhrhrhr, what did!
[12:49:28 AM] Vanja: but sticky crap was so not sticky any more so it
made it fall off
[12:49:35 AM] Lou: oh! oh oh oh oh! i get ya now
[12:49:42 AM] Vanja: maybe/
[12:49:42 AM] Lou: that peely thing over the display?
[12:49:46 AM] Vanja: yeah
[12:49:49 AM] Lou: aha!
[12:49:50 AM] Vanja: I don't know why
[12:49:54 AM] Lou: i was thinking, what the fuck/1
[12:49:56 AM] Vanja: but now it fel of copletly
[12:50:02 AM] Lou: maybe, let me think?
[12:50:18 AM] Lou: a certain Vanja Sudar decided to pull it off?
[12:50:20 AM] Vanja: all I did is call sustomer servi ces
[12:50:30 AM] Lou: cuztomer services for what?
[12:50:36 AM] Vanja: orange
[12:50:46 AM] Lou: why the fuck did you call orange so late
[12:50:56 AM] Vanja: they work 24 hours aday
[12:51:00 AM] Lou: that's not what i asked
[12:51:02 AM] Lou: lol
[12:51:07 AM] Lou: what reason did ya call orange for
[12:51:10 AM] Vanja: so then it doesn't matter what time I call?
[12:51:14 AM] Vanja: to ask something
[12:51:21 AM] Lou: probably knowing you and your drunken state right
now, probably to ask them if they sell doughnuts
[12:51:23 AM] Vanja: oops I mean
[12:51:25 AM] Vanja: sorry
[12:51:27 AM] Vanja: I did't talk
[12:51:35 AM] Vanja: I jsut checked how minutes do I got
[12:51:40 AM] Vanja: how many
[12:51:42 AM] Vanja: then
[12:51:48 AM] Vanja: I cut the call
[12:51:54 AM] Vanja: put phone in my pocket
[12:52:07 AM] Vanja: then remember I don't ahve to keep it in pocket
becaue I'm not ont he street
[12:52:13 AM] Vanja: so it fell off
[12:52:16 AM] Vanja: when I took it out
[12:52:28 AM] Lou: i follow, i follow you now totallly
[12:52:30 AM] Lou: totally
[12:52:45 AM] Vanja: follow the arsenal!
[12:52:49 AM] Vanja: yes yes!
[12:52:52 AM] Lou: and fair play to the "sticky wanker" it was on the
point of peeling off anyway
[12:52:53 AM] Vanja: every time!
[12:53:02 AM] Vanja: why?
[12:53:05 AM] Lou: but i didn't mention arsenal
[12:53:09 AM] Lou: why what?
[12:53:16 AM] Vanja: was it pealing
[12:53:42 AM] Lou: i dunno? don't you remember when i came to see you
a couple of weeks ago i found it was peeling off and you
told me it had been like that for a while? don't you
remember that?
[12:53:52 AM] Vanja: butwhy?
[12:53:57 AM] Vanja: why
[12:54:24 AM] Lou: Vanja, i really don't know! like i said, maybe yo
started to pull it off? maybe it just decided it wanted
to be a sticky wanker and just come off? i really don't
know!
[12:54:26 AM] Vanja: they shold change that song from 2 more years to
2 more drinks
[12:54:30 AM] Lou: hehehehehehehe
[12:54:32 AM] Vanja: on blcok party
[12:54:46 AM] Lou: block party? beer party more like... lol!
[12:54:53 AM] Vanja: both
[12:55:01 AM] Lou: um, both what
[12:55:05 AM] Lou: confuzzled now
[12:55:09 AM] Vanja: yeah
[12:55:13 AM] Vanja: mne too
[12:55:17 AM] Lou: like to the point where i think i needs locking up
for my own safety confuzzled
[12:55:18 AM] Vanja: lol lol lol hahahhehehehahhaahheheheh
[12:55:31 AM] Vanja: oops
[12:55:34 AM] Vanja: I broke email
[12:55:37 AM] Vanja: shit
[12:55:41 AM] Vanja: oopsy
[12:55:42 AM] Lou: how did ya manage to wangle that
[12:55:48 AM] Vanja: no1 of you can get email at the moment
[12:55:52 AM] Vanja: shit
[12:55:54 AM] Vanja: oops
[12:55:58 AM] Vanja: nevermidn it's back it's back
[12:56:03 AM] Vanja: everything's under control
[12:56:07 AM] Vanja: no need to panic
[12:56:08 AM] Lou: hmm, is it?
[12:56:12 AM] Lou: is it really?
[12:56:13 AM] Vanja: it is I just check
[12:56:16 AM] Lou: hmm
[12:56:18 AM] Vanja: it all works
[12:56:24 AM] Lou: i don't know whether to believe you
[12:56:25 AM] Vanja: I sent email
[12:56:26 AM] Vanja: jsut now
[12:56:28 AM] Lou: hahahahaha
[12:56:51 AM] Lou: and no before you say anything, i don't hate you,
just not sure whether to believe you! lol!
[12:57:01 AM] Vanja: no1 hates me
[12:57:05 AM] Vanja: well
[12:57:09 AM] Vanja: people do but
[12:57:14 AM] Vanja: I don't care abut them that do
[12:57:19 AM] Lou: good on ya!
[12:57:23 AM] Lou: that's the way to be
[12:57:24 AM] Vanja: thos who like me are important more
[12:57:32 AM] Vanja: and that all I care about
[12:57:44 AM] Lou: lol welll that's all righty then isn't it
[12:57:51 AM] Vanja: I wonder if dead 60s like me?
[12:57:54 AM] Vanja: lol
[12:57:57 AM] Lou: um
[12:57:59 AM] Vanja: but they don't know me
[12:58:01 AM] Vanja: but they saw me
[12:58:08 AM] Lou: they should, unless you shouted something about
blackpool at them
[12:58:20 AM] Vanja: hehehehehehe lol not this tiem they not scottish
[12:58:20 AM] Lou: hahahahahaha
[12:58:29 AM] Lou: so? they still could have played blackpool
[12:58:31 AM] Lou: :P
[12:58:37 AM] Vanja: but frnace ferdinand like me even if I told them
aout blackpool
[12:58:42 AM] Vanja: they just jhoked
[12:58:45 AM] Lou: and how did you know that
[12:58:46 AM] Vanja: that was funny
[12:58:54 AM] Vanja: becuse they laughed
[12:58:58 AM] Vanja: you can tell
[12:59:01 AM] Vanja: the way someone says things
[12:59:07 AM] Lou: they may have joked with ya just to be polite with
other fans there. they may not have liked you at all!
heheheheheheheh
[12:59:15 AM] Vanja: if they'r angry or just taking a pis as a joke
[12:59:32 AM] Vanja: hmm maybe
[12:59:35 AM] Vanja: but I don't think
[12:59:42 AM] Vanja: dont think they hate me
[12:59:58 AM] Vanja: I wanna win! That winter wondring#
[01:00:07 AM] Vanja: i gona call xfm
[01:00:09 AM] Lou: well babe we'd have found out by now if we had
[01:00:13 AM] Vanja: I wannna win it
[01:00:17 AM] Lou: i know you do
[01:00:17 AM] Vanja: but you can win on radio
[01:00:24 AM] Vanja: not just email
[01:00:30 AM] Lou: but you won't necessarily get thoreugh
[01:00:31 AM] Lou: through
[01:00:40 AM] Vanja: I try
[01:00:42 AM] Lou: i know
[01:00:51 AM] Vanja: tomorrow
[01:00:55 AM] Vanja: they do evry hour
[01:00:58 AM] Vanja: you have to txt
[01:01:02 AM] Vanja: then they call
[01:01:09 AM] Lou: you have to answer with the phrase
[01:01:12 AM] Vanja: then you have to say...oh shit, o i forgot what
[01:01:14 AM] Vanja: crap
[01:01:14 AM] Lou: you told me that one weeks ago!
[01:01:17 AM] Vanja: whyen they call you
[01:01:21 AM] Vanja: no but they do that again tomorrow
[01:01:25 AM] Vanja: but shit
[01:01:28 AM] Lou: well ya know what to do then
[01:01:31 AM] Vanja: I hoep they repeat what you have to say
[01:01:39 AM] Vanja: then I'll be like that guy in the bath
[01:01:45 AM] Vanja: and not know aht to say
[01:01:47 AM] Vanja: lol lol
[01:01:47 AM] Lou: set your alarm for 11:36, wake up nice and early
and then call every hour!
[01:01:49 AM] Vanja: that was funny
[01:01:51 AM] Vanja: he said shit
[01:01:56 AM] Vanja: then they cut off
[01:01:57 AM] Vanja: lol
[01:02:01 AM] Vanja: I hoe I am better
[01:02:04 AM] Vanja: hope
[01:02:06 AM] Vanja: I could call now
[01:02:11 AM] Vanja: and ask what you ahve to say tomorrow
[01:02:14 AM] Vanja: lol
[01:02:16 AM] Vanja: brb
[01:02:17 AM] Lou: you could,
[01:02:25 AM] Lou: god, if they cut you off, don't be surprised
though
[01:05:14 AM] Lou: brb going to the toilet, otherwise i really will
piss myself from laughing so much
[01:05:20 AM] Vanja: lol!
[01:05:22 AM] Vanja: i back
[01:05:28 AM] Vanja: he thought I was funny!
[01:05:36 AM] Vanja: but he told me
[01:05:39 AM] Vanja: wht to say
[01:05:43 AM] Vanja: but that's only tomorrow
[01:05:50 AM] Vanja: lol
[01:05:55 AM] Vanja: he was laughying
[01:05:56 AM] Vanja: alot
[01:06:00 AM] Vanja: for some reason
[01:06:12 AM] Vanja: it was funny
[01:07:33 AM] Lou: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[01:07:41 AM] Lou: i fucking bet he was!
[01:07:48 AM] Vanja: he was
[01:07:50 AM] Lou: wish it had been recorded, wanna know what the fuck
you said!
[01:07:59 AM] Vanja: I ask how to win winter wondering
[01:08:06 AM] Lou: wonderland you fool!
[01:08:09 AM] Vanja: then he said wonderland not wondering and laughed
alot
[01:08:19 AM] Lou: i not surprised!
[01:08:22 AM] Vanja: then I said I went to dead 60s and got drunk
[01:08:38 AM] Lou: hehehehehehehehehehehe!
[01:08:42 AM] Vanja: then he asked how it was and that he liked dead
60s and he jellous he couldn't see them
[01:08:48 AM] Lou: wow!
[01:08:58 AM] Vanja: then he said sound like you quite drunk
[01:09:01 AM] Vanja: then I laughed alot
[01:09:01 AM] Lou: you have this habit of striking up conversation
with people straight away don't you!
[01:09:12 AM] Vanja: so he said you have a unique laugh
[01:09:18 AM] Vanja: veruy funny
[01:09:39 AM] Vanja: then he said you sure you gonna remember what the
phrase for winter wondrland is
[01:10:00 AM] Vanja: considering you didn't even now the propper name
for the event let alone the phrase
[01:10:08 AM] Vanja: I said I think I will
[01:10:13 AM] Lou: hahahahahahahaha hehehahahahaha
hehahahahahaheheheheh!
[01:10:27 AM] Vanja: then he said maybe I shold send you email just in
case you forget, if you can even remembr your email
address
[01:10:31 AM] Vanja: but I can
[01:10:33 AM] Lou: hehe!
[01:10:37 AM] Vanja: so I gave email address
[01:10:52 AM] Lou: now i'm really sorry but if you forget your own
email address, i think i'll have to go in for emergency
surgery on my fucking ribs#1
[01:10:57 AM] Lou: heheheheh
[01:11:02 AM] Vanja: lol na
[01:11:08 AM] Vanja: my email address is easy
[01:11:15 AM] Lou: is it? i never knew that
[01:11:21 AM] Lou: `^o)
[01:11:29 AM] Vanja: so he was sending email while me still on the
phone he said I laughing so hard I can hardly type
[01:11:38 AM] Vanja: he said my laugh makes him laugh
[01:11:40 AM] Vanja: alot
[01:11:50 AM] Lou: it makes everyone laugh a lot
[01:12:06 AM] Vanja: yay! ::) :)
[01:12:33 AM] Vanja: so then he said OK I sent email thanks for call
you been funny hope you don't have hangover tomorrow
[01:12:41 AM] Lou: and let me guess what you said
[01:12:42 AM] Vanja: soyeah, that as that
[01:12:50 AM] Lou: you said you never get hangovers which is
bollocks!
[01:12:59 AM] Vanja: only with carlo
[01:13:01 AM] Vanja: that was bad
[01:13:06 AM] Vanja: I was mixing in 1 glass
[01:13:13 AM] Vanja: but usually i dont
[01:13:18 AM] Lou: what happened last time ya got drunk! who had to
run around getting you coffee, and paracetamol, and
generally after your beck and call all day, because you
had a hangover? eh? eh?
[01:13:27 AM] Vanja: oh that
[01:13:28 AM] Vanja: well
[01:13:32 AM] Vanja: that was just 1 off
[01:13:43 AM] Vanja: anyway
[01:13:45 AM] Lou: sure sure
[01:13:50 AM] Vanja: it was mor e like I had no ennergy
[01:13:53 AM] Lou: yeah right
[01:13:54 AM] Vanja: rahter than headache
[01:14:00 AM] Lou: you said the room was spinning when you got up
[01:14:02 AM] Lou: lol
[01:14:05 AM] Vanja: it was
[01:14:08 AM] Vanja: but no headache
[01:14:12 AM] Lou: and you had 2 of my paracetamols because you had
headache
[01:14:12 AM] Vanja: just dizzy
[01:14:15 AM] Lou: remember?
[01:14:17 AM] Vanja: but it went
[01:14:19 AM] Vanja: quick
[01:14:29 AM] Lou: of course, because you'd taken the tablets you
fool
[01:14:33 AM] Vanja: oh
[01:14:43 AM] Vanja: but that first time
[01:14:46 AM] Vanja: after carlo
[01:14:48 AM] Lou: PMSL PMSL!
[01:15:05 AM] Vanja: ps to what
[01:15:09 AM] Vanja: you not writing letter
[01:15:11 AM] Lou: oh my god!
[01:15:23 AM] Lou: call yourself internet king, and you don't even
know the chat abreviation PMSL?
[01:15:30 AM] Lou: piss myself laughing
[01:15:32 AM] Vanja: oh
[01:15:36 AM] Vanja: I thoght you said ps.
[01:15:40 AM] Vanja: as in after letter wanker
[01:15:48 AM] Lou: read it damn you, read it!
[01:15:55 AM] Vanja: lol
[01:16:07 AM] Lou: man this is so cool!
[01:16:17 AM] Vanja: oo less than 20 mins now
[01:16:23 AM] Vanja: to dougnnuts
[01:16:27 AM] Lou: no
[01:16:32 AM] Lou: babe it's only a quarter past 1
[01:16:38 AM] Lou: there are 25 minutes left
[01:16:48 AM] Vanja: oh yeah my PC clock fast
[01:16:53 AM] Vanja: still need to fix that
[01:16:56 AM] Vanja: bt now now
[01:17:00 AM] Vanja: not now
[01:17:01 AM] Lou: bt now now?
[01:17:02 AM] Vanja: can't be fucked
[01:17:14 AM] Lou: i like that one! bt now now!
[01:17:18 AM] Vanja: I eant
[01:17:21 AM] Vanja: but not now
[01:17:28 AM] Lou: lol!
[01:17:31 AM] Vanja: bloody tuyping
[01:17:42 AM] Lou: you probably wouldn't know how to do it now anyway!
hehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[01:17:47 AM] Vanja: fuck off
[01:17:50 AM] Vanja: control pannel
[01:17:56 AM] Vanja: dayte and time
[01:18:04 AM] Vanja: so there
[01:18:08 AM] Lou: fine! i'll fuck off!
[01:18:12 AM] Lou: try stop me!
[01:18:26 AM] Vanja: /stop
[01:18:35 AM] Lou: i give you to 5 to convince me not to fuck off
[01:18:38 AM] Lou: 1...
[01:18:51 AM] Vanja: because you having funny evening
[01:18:54 AM] Vanja: eith me
[01:18:58 AM] Vanja: talking
[01:19:00 AM] Vanja: and writing
[01:19:00 AM] Lou: but
[01:19:02 AM] Vanja: funny things
[01:19:09 AM] Lou: you told me to fuck off! now that's not very funny
is it! haha
[01:19:19 AM] Lou: 2...
[01:19:23 AM] Vanja: but you told me I don't know anyting about
computers and that's not funny
[01:19:30 AM] Lou: i didn't say that at all
[01:19:32 AM] Lou: did i
[01:19:35 AM] Lou: hey
[01:19:39 AM] Vanja: you did
[01:19:44 AM] Lou: did i actually say you don't know anything about
computers
[01:19:51 AM] Lou: find me the bit in the log
[01:19:57 AM] Lou: anc copy and paste iot
[01:19:58 AM] Vanja: cant search
[01:20:01 AM] Lou: oops
[01:20:03 AM] Lou: f5
[01:20:05 AM] Lou: fuck
[01:20:07 AM] Lou: try f6
[01:20:10 AM] Vanja: I go on google
[01:20:13 AM] Lou: no
[01:20:15 AM] Vanja: ys
[01:20:16 AM] Lou: that's not gonna work you fool!
[01:20:19 AM] Vanja: I like google
[01:20:22 AM] Lou: 3...
[01:20:27 AM] Vanja: no
[01:20:34 AM] Lou: 3 and a half...
[01:20:39 AM] Vanja: no stay
[01:20:44 AM] Vanja: because this is funny
[01:20:46 AM] Lou: say please!
[01:20:48 AM] Vanja: and and...
[01:20:51 AM] Vanja: please?
[01:20:56 AM] Vanja: and then youd on't know
[01:21:00 AM] Vanja: if I o anything
[01:21:03 AM] Lou: um
[01:21:06 AM] Vanja: that could be funny
[01:21:09 AM] Vanja: lol!
[01:21:13 AM] Vanja: google rocks!
[01:21:26 AM] Lou: and where in my chatlog did i ever mention google?
[01:21:35 AM] Vanja: yes
[01:21:39 AM] Vanja: google is good for you
[01:21:41 AM] Vanja: so is skype
[01:21:48 AM] Lou: i just said that you probably wouldn't know how to
change the time on your pc, the state you were in
[01:21:58 AM] Lou: yeah skype is great for you!
[01:21:59 AM] Vanja: oh
[01:22:02 AM] Vanja: not that bad
[01:22:06 AM] Vanja: it's claming down now
[01:22:18 AM] Vanja: because I didn't have as much as I often do
[01:22:21 AM] Vanja: but I drank fast
[01:22:25 AM] Vanja: but not quantity
[01:22:32 AM] Vanja: it was more because of speed
[01:22:39 AM] Vanja: only 6 beers and 5 JD and coke
[01:22:45 AM] Vanja: double, though
[01:22:48 AM] Vanja: but still
[01:22:52 AM] Vanja: now it's better
[01:22:57 AM] Vanja: a bit
[01:22:58 AM] Lou: aw no! (:(:(! i just did something really really
really really really really silly!
[01:23:04 AM] Vanja: so I know how to perate control panel
[01:23:08 AM] Vanja: what?
[01:23:14 AM] Vanja: you broke google?
[01:23:19 AM] Lou: i just escaped on your window
[01:23:25 AM] Lou: i wanted to keep that chatlog!
[01:23:27 AM] Lou: :(
[01:23:27 AM] Vanja: so?
[01:23:37 AM] Lou: i'm just hoping that plus saves it
[01:23:42 AM] Vanja: it always does
[01:23:49 AM] Vanja: only doesn't save it if you log out
[01:23:49 AM] Lou: and where tonight are you getting this obsession
with google!
[01:23:52 AM] Lou: hahahahahaha
[01:23:59 AM] Vanja: google google google!
[01:24:04 AM] Vanja: and ricy mervais!
[01:24:09 AM] Vanja: oops
[01:24:12 AM] Vanja: ricky jervays
[01:24:14 AM] Vanja: even
[01:24:23 AM] Lou: laugh, my fucking ass right off!
[01:24:42 AM] Lou: ricy mervais! that has to be one of your best
vanjaisms!
[01:24:55 AM] Vanja: maybe I should tell him
[01:25:01 AM] Lou: maybe you should, but how!
[01:25:07 AM] Vanja: hmm, difficult
[01:25:14 AM] Lou: exactually!
[01:25:20 AM] Vanja: it's funny though
[01:25:23 AM] Vanja: he gonn be on radio 2
[01:25:31 AM] Lou: he's going to be on radio2?
[01:25:37 AM] Vanja: that like the only time I'll be listening to
radio 2
[01:25:38 AM] Vanja: yeah
[01:25:47 AM] Vanja: on christmas even and new years eve
[01:25:51 AM] Lou: and since when did you take any form of remote
interest in radio2!
[01:25:55 AM] Lou: hahahahahahahahahaha
[01:25:55 AM] Vanja: I didn't
[01:26:03 AM] Vanja: but because ricky jervays will be on it
[01:26:06 AM] Vanja: only then
[01:26:09 AM] Vanja: otherwise no
[01:26:12 AM] Lou: but there's a problem
[01:26:16 AM] Vanja: what?
[01:26:22 AM] Lou: you couldn't listen to it new year's eve even if
you wanted
[01:26:27 AM] Vanja: no
[01:26:29 AM] Vanja: we can
[01:26:32 AM] Lou: unless you recorded it in some way
[01:26:33 AM] Vanja: it 10 AM
[01:26:40 AM] Lou: aw yeah like fuck you'll be up then
[01:26:47 AM] Vanja: we can't listen to the end, but most of it
[01:26:55 AM] Vanja: I will
[01:26:59 AM] Lou: what time's our train to blackpool?
[01:26:59 AM] Vanja: I lke him
[01:27:02 AM] Vanja: so i wake up
[01:27:09 AM] Lou: if you say sio
[01:27:13 AM] Lou: um, say so
[01:27:13 AM] Vanja: 140 something
[01:27:18 AM] Lou: 140 what?
[01:27:20 AM] Vanja: oops
[01:27:24 AM] Vanja: 1:40
[01:27:27 AM] Vanja: or something
[01:27:30 AM] Vanja: there
[01:27:32 AM] Vanja: near it
[01:27:37 AM] Lou: i see i see!
[01:27:54 AM] Lou: well technically i don't, cuz i'm a blind bastard,
but i see, as in i make sense of it!
[01:28:13 AM] Lou: 10 minutes to go...
[01:28:20 AM] Vanja: yes yes!
[01:28:23 AM] Lou: ya excited?
[01:28:29 AM] Vanja: very!
[01:28:34 AM] Vanja: I love doughnuts!
[01:28:39 AM] Lou: i know!
[01:28:41 AM] Lou: i want 1
[01:28:45 AM] Lou: i'm jealous
[01:28:50 AM] Vanja: I'll file transfer it
[01:28:57 AM] Vanja: I got 55 today
[01:29:24 AM] Lou: 50, fucking 5? that'll see you to next april!
[01:29:31 AM] Vanja: oh shit
[01:29:34 AM] Vanja: i meant 5
[01:29:38 AM] Lou: lol!
[01:29:47 AM] Lou: was going to say!
[01:29:52 AM] Lou: no wonder tesco was late!
[01:29:59 AM] Vanja: was it?
[01:30:01 AM] Lou: yes
[01:30:04 AM] Lou: don't you remember?
[01:30:06 AM] Vanja: why?
[01:30:11 AM] Lou: they turned up at 3:20
[01:30:13 AM] Lou: i don't know
[01:30:16 AM] Lou: you just told me
[01:30:22 AM] Vanja: oh
[01:30:26 AM] Lou: that they turned up pretty much when your friend
did, to take you shopping
[01:30:40 AM] Vanja: fucking wanking piece of crap christmas shopping
[01:30:44 AM] Lou: that's right
[01:30:45 AM] Vanja: I hate it
[01:30:48 AM] Lou: that's right
[01:30:51 AM] Vanja: I went to selfridjes today
[01:31:00 AM] Lou: um,.
[01:31:01 AM] Vanja: and I wanted to buy a bag for a friend
[01:31:02 AM] Lou: lol!
[01:31:08 AM] Vanja: a girl friend
[01:31:25 AM] Lou: i seriously thought, because of the way jaws said
it, i seriously thought you said, i went to sell fridges
today, as in, i went to sell a fridgwe
[01:31:36 AM] Vanja: so we asked the asistent if they got a bag
section. Have they got one? It's like asking if hitler
had issues
[01:31:50 AM] Vanja: all sort of fucking bags
[01:32:06 AM] Lou: oh yeah they do bags everywhere
[01:32:09 AM] Vanja: I bet if you're 54 foot tall lezbian elvis
inpersonator they'd still have 1 for you
[01:32:17 AM] Lou: very likely!
[01:32:25 AM] Vanja: fucking hate shopping
[01:32:33 AM] Vanja: unless it techy or music
[01:32:33 AM] Lou: and i hate these girls who insist on having about a
million different bags
[01:32:37 AM] Lou: for me, it's the 1, and just the 1
[01:32:39 AM] Vanja: i know
[01:33:06 AM] Lou: i'm very minimalistic like that
[01:33:25 AM] Lou: not loads of bags, not loads of pairs of shoes,
just as few as possible!
[01:33:34 AM] Lou: and 7 minutes left!
[01:33:39 AM] Vanja: yes...unlike lucy
[01:33:44 AM] Vanja: who going skiing with us
[01:33:52 AM] Vanja: god she had a suitcase when we went or a weekend
[01:33:58 AM] Vanja: god forbid what she gonna have in january
[01:34:03 AM] Lou: wow!
[01:34:19 AM] Lou: you know dan, he's gone to australia and then to
the states? all he's taken with him is a rucksack
[01:34:29 AM] Vanja: now that's the other extreme
[01:34:35 AM] Vanja: I woudln't do that either
[01:34:35 AM] Lou: i swear on your doughnuts!
[01:34:40 AM] Lou: it's true
[01:34:40 AM] Vanja: lol
[01:34:49 AM] Vanja: oh I believe you
[01:34:52 AM] Vanja: I'm jsut saying
[01:35:01 AM] Vanja: that's the other side of extremism
[01:35:26 AM] Vanja: like what lucy does is overly packing and what
dan's doing is just being stupid and not getting enough
[01:35:36 AM] Vanja: so what the hell's he gonna do, buy clothes over
there?
[01:35:51 AM] Lou: well this is exactly what he said to me,
[01:36:16 AM] Lou: "when i'm in australia i won't be wearing very much
cuz it's their summer, and when i'm with shea i just...
won't be wearing very much!"
[01:36:33 AM] Vanja: um
[01:36:36 AM] Vanja: OK then...lol
[01:36:38 AM] Lou: the great doughnut countdown continues. 4 minutes
to go
[01:36:45 AM] Vanja: yay!
[01:36:58 AM] Lou: you are crazy!
[01:37:08 AM] Lou: i still can't understand why it's 1:40 not 1:30,
but still...
[01:37:18 AM] Vanja: I need time
[01:37:21 AM] Vanja: to calm down
[01:37:29 AM] Lou: but that was only 10 minutes out
[01:37:37 AM] Lou: yo could have been fine for the 10 minutes
[01:37:40 AM] Vanja: sometimes can do alot
[01:37:47 AM] Lou: nah, ten bloody minutes?
[01:37:50 AM] Lou: i don't bloody know
[01:37:52 AM] Vanja: im my system
[01:38:04 AM] Lou: 2 minutes...
[01:38:12 AM] Lou: so let me get this straight
[01:38:23 AM] Lou: ricky jervais wrote in a book that5 you have to eat
doughnuts at 1:40?
[01:38:26 AM] Lou: oops
[01:38:29 AM] Vanja: yes
[01:38:35 AM] Vanja: only aplies to me
[01:38:40 AM] Vanja: apploies
[01:38:42 AM] Vanja: shit
[01:38:44 AM] Vanja: applies
[01:38:44 AM] Lou: applies?
[01:38:55 AM] Lou: does it bollocks!
[01:39:05 AM] Vanja: no, dougnnuts
[01:39:10 AM] Lou: if it only applied to you, he wouldn't have written
a book about it would he! you fool!
[01:39:16 AM] Vanja: he does
[01:39:18 AM] Lou: 1 mo
[01:39:18 AM] Vanja: he likes me
[01:39:23 AM] Lou: not long nw
[01:39:25 AM] Lou: now
[01:39:30 AM] Vanja: oops
[01:39:33 AM] Vanja: I got to wait
[01:39:36 AM] Vanja: I can't
[01:39:38 AM] Vanja: eat yet
[01:39:41 AM] Vanja: my stomach's big
[01:39:49 AM] Lou: oh yes you can
[01:39:53 AM] Vanja: no
[01:39:57 AM] Vanja: it heavy
[01:39:57 AM] Lou: go on, at least humour me, just have 1
[01:40:00 AM] Vanja: no
[01:40:04 AM] Vanja: dont' wanna be sick
[01:40:08 AM] Lou: you won't be sick
[01:40:12 AM] Lou: i promise ya
[01:40:18 AM] Vanja: no
[01:40:21 AM] Vanja: I wanna sit
[01:40:25 AM] Lou: well sit then
[01:40:27 AM] Vanja: do't wanna walk
[01:40:28 AM] Lou: you can sit and eat
[01:40:31 AM] Vanja: no
[01:40:34 AM] Vanja: had to go kitchen
[01:40:39 AM] Vanja: bu tit's too heavy
[01:41:09 AM] Lou: it's not too heavy, you can do it... go on, at
least have 1, and then tomorrow you can say you've
followed ricky's book! he'd be proud of you! he didn't
write that book for you not to follow did he?
[01:41:23 AM] Vanja: oh
[01:41:26 AM] Vanja: brb then
[01:41:30 AM] Lou: good lad
[01:42:56 AM] Lou: are you ok? i can't exactly guide you back to PC if
you get lost there today...
[01:45:14 AM] Vanja: shut up I'm not tht bad
[01:45:24 AM] Vanja: but man that was heavy
[01:45:32 AM] Vanja: I wait for a hit later for the rest
[01:45:38 AM] Vanja: damn my stomach
[01:45:44 AM] Vanja: I feel like i'm pagnent
[01:46:00 AM] Lou: pregnant, you mean do you?
[01:46:06 AM] Vanja: yeah that thing
[01:46:23 AM] Lou: did you eat it all?
[01:46:29 AM] Vanja: no only 1
[01:46:41 AM] Vanja: i just wrote that I hve to leave the rest fo
later
[01:46:47 AM] Lou: yes, did you eat it, all? not them all;
[01:46:52 AM] Vanja: oh, yes
[01:47:52 AM] Lou: you see?
[01:47:55 AM] Lou: now you can tell ricky
[01:49:25 AM] Lou: waky waky?
[01:50:47 AM] Lou: um, you haven't eaten that doughnut, and died have
you?
[01:52:29 AM] Vanja: no
[01:52:37 AM] Vanja: jus other messages
[01:52:47 AM] Vanja: I'll eat more soon
[01:52:53 AM] Vanja: it's getting better
[01:53:15 AM] Lou: jaws is not liking this window too much!
[01:53:26 AM] Lou: oh that's it
[01:53:28 AM] Lou: it's reading now
[01:53:54 AM] Vanja: hmm it occasionally happens to me
[01:54:06 AM] Vanja: or you shuld have just said fuckige
[01:54:08 AM] Vanja: lol
[01:54:10 AM] Vanja: remember that?
[01:54:25 AM] Lou: i do indeed!
[01:55:07 AM] Lou: fuckige! there was a time when the ... what's the
opposite of a prefix, suffix i think, idge was put at
ehe endidge of every wordidge!
[01:56:24 AM] Vanja: oh yeah and every1 had it on their MSN name
[01:56:35 AM] Lou: and it really got on everyone's nervsidge!
[01:56:41 AM] Vanja: not mine
[01:56:49 AM] Vanja: I thought it was quite funny
[01:57:32 AM] Lou: the best one i think was when kay wrote the word,
sausageidge
[01:57:48 AM] Vanja: lol I missed that 1
[01:58:15 AM] Lou: sausageidge, languageidge, the idge idge ones were
the funniest
[01:58:31 AM] Vanja: sure
[01:58:52 AM] Lou: and everyone had idge at the end of their ventrilo
fonetics for a time as well. think that might have been
when you were away in bosnia though
[01:59:00 AM] Vanja: no
[01:59:04 AM] Vanja: it was about may time
[01:59:07 AM] Vanja: when the elections were
[01:59:11 AM] Vanja: I remember it
[02:00:09 AM] Lou: WTF!
[02:00:13 AM] Lou: it was later than that
[02:00:18 AM] Lou: so it must have happened twice
[02:00:28 AM] Vanja: hmm maybe
[02:00:41 AM] Vanja: I know every1 was doing it on MSN and ventrilo on
whatever the date the elections was
[02:00:49 AM] Lou: june 3
[02:00:52 AM] Vanja: then I remember going to bed quite early that
night
[02:00:53 AM] Vanja: no?
[02:00:55 AM] Vanja: may 3
[02:00:55 AM] Lou: because i got pissed on VT that day
[02:01:04 AM] Vanja: election was in m,ay
[02:01:05 AM] Vanja: not june
[02:01:10 AM] Lou: yo sure?
[02:01:17 AM] Vanja: may 4, I think
[02:01:24 AM] Lou: i'm pretty sure it was june 3
[02:01:30 AM] Lou: well we could always ask lawlord...
[02:01:33 AM] Lou: hahahahahahaha
[02:01:36 AM] Vanja: hmm, can't say I'm 100 % positive, but almost
[02:01:42 AM] Vanja: yeah where's lawlord when you need him
[02:01:50 AM] Vanja: he's not on my MSN anyway
[02:03:50 AM] Lou: heheheheh nor mine
[02:03:58 AM] Lou: i blocked him cuz he was being a pain in the ass
[02:05:01 AM] Vanja: why what'd he do
[02:06:20 AM] Lou: he just kept messaging me about conservative
policies, using massively long fancy words that i
couldn't understand, and if i said brb he wouldn't get
the hint but keep messaging me, then when i'd get back
i'd have hundreds of messages asking why i'd been
ignoring him etc...
[02:08:23 AM] Lou: how do you feel now, ready for another doughnut?
[02:11:07 AM] Lou: aw shit! he's died!
[02:13:32 AM] Vanja: no
[02:13:35 AM] Vanja: just alot of messages
[02:13:40 AM] Vanja: and not yet
[02:13:43 AM] Vanja: the dougnnut
[02:13:46 AM] Vanja: soon though
[02:13:54 AM] Lou: what, 2:28?
[02:14:07 AM] Vanja: and hmm well I guess I can see why you blocked
him, he can be a bit ...obsessive I guess?
[02:14:14 AM] Vanja: lawlord I meant
[02:14:16 AM] Vanja: no
[02:14:22 AM] Vanja: no time for these dougnnuts
[02:14:27 AM] Vanja: just anytie now
[02:14:34 AM] Vanja: when stomach calms down
[02:14:46 AM] Lou: is that what ricky said? or is this Vanja's rules?
[02:14:59 AM] Vanja: both
[02:15:12 AM] Lou: you can't have 2 of exactly the same rule made up
[02:15:27 AM] Lou: because, if it's your rule, as well, it means
you've copied ricky's
[02:15:41 AM] Vanja: no
[02:15:44 AM] Vanja: it's joint effort
[02:15:53 AM] Lou: you didn't help ricky write the book!
[02:15:56 AM] Lou: you fool!
[02:16:01 AM] Vanja: you can make a document written by 2 people
[02:16:13 AM] Vanja: not a book
[02:16:17 AM] Vanja: bnot whole of it
[02:16:20 AM] Vanja: just a document
[02:16:22 AM] Vanja: 1 document
[02:16:23 AM] Lou: you told me it was a book!
[02:16:28 AM] Vanja: yes
[02:16:28 AM] Lou: you lidd!
[02:16:30 AM] Lou: lied
[02:16:35 AM] Vanja: but I made just 1 document in it
[02:16:38 AM] Vanja: together
[02:16:45 AM] Lou: no! you lied!
[02:16:49 AM] Lou: not happy!
[02:16:57 AM] Vanja: the 1 that ways about 1:40 is his and the other
bit that says if stomach doesnt' calm down is both of
us
[02:17:06 AM] Vanja: shut up
[02:17:09 AM] Lou: no!
[02:17:10 AM] Vanja: I'll send you the coppy
[02:17:13 AM] Lou: fine!
[02:17:13 AM] Vanja: and you'll see
[02:17:16 AM] Lou: yes!
[02:17:20 AM] Vanja: what it says in the cpy right bit
[02:17:23 AM] Vanja: on the credits
[02:17:28 AM] Lou: oh really? and what does it say
[02:18:07 AM] Vanja: it says the document about stomach calming down,
produced by Ricky Jervays with help from Steven murchent
and Vanja Sudar
[02:18:21 AM] Lou: you are telling f... i mean lies!
[02:18:21 AM] Vanja: I don't care iof you dont' believe me
[02:18:26 AM] Vanja: I'll send you the coppy
[02:18:28 AM] Vanja: braille one
[02:18:34 AM] Lou: you have a braille copy?
[02:18:41 AM] Vanja: of course
[02:18:42 AM] Lou: and
[02:18:45 AM] Vanja: how else would I read it
[02:18:55 AM] Lou: don't you dare sit down there and fucking write it
now, just to prove a point!
[02:19:07 AM] Lou: you could have got it on the web
[02:19:11 AM] Vanja: no i can't d o that even if I wanted
[02:19:21 AM] Vanja: i don't have tbe braill wankr that'd turnh it in
to braille
[02:19:22 AM] Lou: too fucked to braille now?
[02:19:33 AM] Vanja: i don't know where brailer even is
[02:19:41 AM] Vanja: i think it's in finchley road
[02:19:45 AM] Lou: um!
[02:19:49 AM] Vanja: yes
[02:20:00 AM] Lou: and what pray, is your brailler doing, in finchley
fucking road?
[02:20:12 AM] Vanja: not being used
[02:20:27 AM] Lou: but why finchley roade of all places?
[02:20:42 AM] Vanja: best climet
[02:21:00 AM] Lou: it's the best climate for a brailler in finchley
road?
[02:21:05 AM] Vanja: alwyas
[02:21:15 AM] Lou: so what, you've just dumped it in the street? or
what?
[02:21:20 AM] Vanja: no
[02:21:28 AM] Vanja: warehous
[02:21:33 AM] Lou: where did you put it in finchley road
[02:21:40 AM] Vanja: warehouse
[02:21:58 AM] Lou: lol
[02:22:36 AM] Vanja: damn
[02:22:39 AM] Vanja: my pc broke
[02:22:43 AM] Vanja: it cant find rachel
[02:22:49 AM] Lou: but surely warehouses are all the same climate
whether they be in finchley road, oxford street or fleet
street? i may well be wrong...
[02:22:55 AM] Vanja: no
[02:22:59 AM] Vanja: fichely is the best
[02:23:03 AM] Vanja: shit
[02:23:06 AM] Vanja: my pc broke
[02:23:14 AM] Vanja: o
[02:23:19 AM] Vanja: all it says is type button
[02:23:27 AM] Vanja: but it won't go to other people any more
[02:23:30 AM] Vanja: just you
[02:23:32 AM] Vanja: shit
[02:23:39 AM] Vanja: crap
[02:23:44 AM] Vanja: something broken
[02:23:44 AM] Lou: vanja broke his pc,... vanja broke his pc...
[02:23:51 AM] Vanja: crap
[02:24:02 AM] Vanja: I can't write other people
[02:24:04 AM] Lou: need help rebooting? need to call me while you do
it in case you shut wrong windows?
[02:24:07 AM] Lou: lol!
[02:24:15 AM] Vanja: i can't get more widows
[02:24:21 AM] Vanja: it just says type button
[02:24:27 AM] Vanja: hmm
[02:24:33 AM] Vanja: somethi9ng wrong
[02:24:37 AM] Vanja: shit
[02:24:37 AM] Lou: try going to your messenger window, go down the
treeview to rachel, and click enter, then try type a
message.
[02:24:59 AM] Vanja: but when i change to widow it says type button
[02:25:07 AM] Vanja: and picture button
[02:25:11 AM] Lou: wait wait
[02:25:13 AM] Vanja: but doesnt change to rachel
[02:25:17 AM] Lou: when you change the window?
[02:25:20 AM] Vanja: yes
[02:25:21 AM] Lou: alt tab alt tab
[02:25:26 AM] Lou: oh i see. i see
[02:25:26 AM] Vanja: oh
[02:25:33 AM] Vanja: shit
[02:25:40 AM] Vanja: that was wrong wa the reason?
[02:25:47 AM] Vanja: man!
[02:25:49 AM] Lou: are you ok? need help?
[02:25:53 AM] Lou: you seem a bit confused
[02:25:54 AM] Vanja: it's OK now
[02:25:55 AM] Lou: lol
[02:26:06 AM] Lou: what were ya doing, just pressing tab?
[02:26:13 AM] Vanja: dont' know
[02:26:17 AM] Vanja: it works
[02:26:22 AM] Vanja: now it works
[02:26:27 AM] Lou: i know
[02:27:01 AM] Lou: but when i'd told you to press alt tab, you said oh
as if in great surprise. were you just pressing tab
before, instead of just alt tab?
[02:27:13 AM] Vanja: dont' know
[02:27:16 AM] Vanja: it was different
[02:27:26 AM] Lou: you must know what key you pressed?
[02:27:33 AM] Vanja: please
[02:27:36 AM] Vanja: it confusing
[02:27:39 AM] Vanja: dont' know
[02:27:40 AM] Lou: i know
[02:27:46 AM] Lou: that's why i'm trying to make sense of it
hahahahahaha
[02:27:51 AM] Vanja: oh
[02:27:58 AM] Vanja: but di don't remember everything
[02:28:05 AM] Lou: ok
[02:28:10 AM] Lou: is it still working?
[02:28:18 AM] Vanja: yes
[02:28:21 AM] Lou: good
[02:28:24 AM] Lou: i'm glad to hear it
[02:28:34 AM] Lou: i reckon you were just hitting tab, not alttab
[02:28:59 AM] Vanja: pleas just don't fucking...I can't remember
everything, my brain's not fucking book, just calmd
down, please
[02:29:00 AM] Lou: silly silly silly boy! you see? i was right wasn't
i! you don't know what you're doing with computers when
you get drunk! fyou did exactly the same before,
remember? hehehehehehehehe
[02:29:15 AM] Lou: and calm down?
[02:29:15 AM] Vanja: oy I knw
[02:29:18 AM] Vanja: date and time
[02:29:20 AM] Vanja: control panel
[02:29:24 AM] Vanja: so do't say thgat
[02:29:32 AM] Lou: i'm as calm as you like! in fact i'm rather
enjoying this!
[02:29:39 AM] Lou: and i'm not talking about the date and time now
[02:29:46 AM] Lou: i'm talking about tabs and alt tabs lol!
[02:29:49 AM] Vanja: google, then!
[02:29:54 AM] Vanja: let's talk about google!
[02:29:58 AM] Vanja: google google google!
[02:30:05 AM] Lou: wasn't talking about google either eheheheheheheh
[02:30:12 AM] Lou: you mad mad fool!
[02:30:22 AM] Vanja: we shoudl though
[02:30:27 AM] Vanja: every1 should talk about google
[02:30:31 AM] Lou: and why's that
[02:30:38 AM] Vanja: because it's good for you
[02:30:45 AM] Lou: ok
[02:30:58 AM] Lou: it's good for you is it? you wanna talk about
google? you talk about google!
[02:31:08 AM] Vanja: yes
[02:31:21 AM] Vanja: then you left click on add a friend
[02:31:32 AM] Vanja: but I only got 1
[02:31:37 AM] Lou: oh is that how it works eh? right
[02:31:42 AM] Vanja: yes
[02:31:47 AM] Vanja: on google talk
[02:31:57 AM] Lou: oh i understand now
[02:32:04 AM] Lou: it went off that time andre was round your place
[02:32:13 AM] Vanja: he doesnt' have it
[02:32:16 AM] Lou: no
[02:32:19 AM] Lou: you misunderstood
[02:32:44 AM] Lou: when he was round your house, while i was spiking
his drinks... we were talking and we heard a noise and
you told us it was your google talk
[02:32:52 AM] Vanja: oh
[02:32:58 AM] Vanja: skype is better for voice!
[02:33:05 AM] Vanja: skye skype skype!
[02:33:14 AM] Lou: yes skype is great!
[02:33:19 AM] Lou: and i've updated to 2.0 now
[02:33:24 AM] Vanja: lovely skype!
[02:33:30 AM] Vanja: oh
[02:33:32 AM] Lou: you don't like it that much
[02:33:38 AM] Vanja: i do!
[02:33:38 AM] Lou: it interferes with your jaws
[02:33:53 AM] Vanja: thats fucking piece of shit fredom sientific crap
jaws problem
[02:33:59 AM] Vanja: not skype's
[02:33:59 AM] Lou: but it isn't, though
[02:34:05 AM] Lou: my computer doesn't do it
[02:34:07 AM] Vanja: it is
[02:34:09 AM] Vanja: i know
[02:34:10 AM] Lou: and nor does anyone else's
[02:34:18 AM] Vanja: it's something to do with my graphics card and
jaws
[02:34:30 AM] Vanja: certain other people who has same graphiccard as
me does the same
[02:34:37 AM] Vanja: i found out
[02:34:39 AM] Lou: oh
[02:34:42 AM] Vanja: from FS
[02:34:45 AM] Lou: oh
[02:34:57 AM] Vanja: they asked what card I got and as soon as I said
they said
[02:35:05 AM] Vanja: that it was thte problem
[02:35:07 AM] Vanja: well is the probelm
[02:35:12 AM] Vanja: but they not fixing it
[02:35:16 AM] Vanja: bastards
[02:35:31 AM] Lou: and i don't know whether to believe you again!
hehehehehehehehe. you told me 1 lie already today
[02:35:47 AM] Vanja: hat
[02:35:52 AM] Vanja: i didnt
[02:35:57 AM] Lou: the lie about the document/book
[02:35:58 AM] Vanja: i will send you braille copy
[02:36:02 AM] Vanja: so you can se credits
[02:36:08 AM] Lou: i don't need the whole copy
[02:36:15 AM] Lou: just the bit abgout 1:40
[02:36:21 AM] Lou: and the credits copyright page
[02:36:23 AM] Vanja: i don't wanna rip it
[02:36:32 AM] Lou: fair play
[02:36:35 AM] Lou: well save it
[02:36:41 AM] Lou: save it for when i next come see you
[02:36:44 AM] Vanja: ricky will hate me if I do
[02:36:48 AM] Vanja: oh
[02:36:55 AM] Vanja: i show you then
[02:37:12 AM] Lou: and then even better you'll be able to watch me
read it and laugh at me, as usual.
[02:37:18 AM] Lou: like you did with the forgetful one
[02:37:22 AM] Vanja: yes
[02:37:35 AM] Lou: but i won't believe you till i see it
[02:37:53 AM] Lou: because i know tomorrow you'll have forgotten this
whole convo
[02:37:56 AM] Lou: lol!
[02:39:33 AM] Lou: waky waky?
[02:41:10 AM] Vanja: shut up!
[02:41:16 AM] Vanja: I am not stupid!
[02:41:23 AM] Lou: you are! very very very!
[02:41:30 AM] Vanja: go away!
[02:41:35 AM] Lou: especially when you're like this!
[02:41:44 AM] Vanja: I'm not doign anything!
[02:41:53 AM] Lou: no, but you've said stuff
[02:42:04 AM] Lou: you can say things and be stupid, it doesnt' always
have to be physical
[02:42:05 AM] Vanja: and you say nasty things about me
[02:42:11 AM] Lou: like what!
[02:42:18 AM] Vanja: like my brain's shit
[02:42:24 AM] Lou: i've never said that
[02:42:27 AM] Vanja: and forgets things quickly
[02:42:29 AM] Vanja: you did!
[02:42:31 AM] Lou: i never said that either
[02:42:37 AM] Lou: you always say that, about me!
[02:42:37 AM] Vanja: you said I will forget things tomorrow
[02:42:43 AM] Lou: yes, sweety
[02:42:47 AM] Lou: because, you're drunk!
[02:42:53 AM] Vanja: I'm not
[02:42:58 AM] Lou: you are!¬
[02:43:02 AM] Vanja: only had 6 JD
[02:43:05 AM] Vanja: and 5 beer
[02:43:08 AM] Vanja: i'm not drunk
[02:43:09 AM] Lou: there ya go then
[02:43:12 AM] Lou: you are#
[02:43:14 AM] Vanja: that's not much
[02:43:17 AM] Vanja: whatever
[02:43:20 AM] Vanja: I not gonna argue
[02:43:23 AM] Vanja: about this
[02:43:25 AM] Lou: you really, really are
[02:43:26 AM] Vanja: becuase it stupid
[02:43:31 AM] Vanja: but i am my own system
[02:43:35 AM] Vanja: and I know what I do
[02:43:38 AM] Lou: not always
[02:43:44 AM] Vanja: always
[02:44:03 AM] Lou: i'm afraid to argue, but not, always
[02:44:18 AM] Vanja: fine whatever I'l prove you all motherufkcers
wrong!
[02:44:27 AM] Lou: last time, you thought you were in a bar, when you
were actually in yoru own house
[02:44:32 AM] Lou: explain that one
[02:44:40 AM] Vanja: i was not
[02:44:47 AM] Lou: you were not what
[02:44:52 AM] Vanja: in bar
[02:44:56 AM] Lou: well yes, you know that now
[02:45:02 AM] Lou: but at the time, you thought you were.
[02:45:08 AM] Vanja: when?
[02:45:18 AM] Lou: end of october. and you thought james ran an MTV
show
[02:45:24 AM] Vanja: he does
[02:45:30 AM] Vanja: he gave me passes
[02:45:37 AM] Lou: did you enjoy the one on december 6?
[02:45:44 AM] Vanja: omfg
[02:45:47 AM] Vanja: stupid
[02:45:51 AM] Vanja: it's decembner 3
[02:45:56 AM] Vanja: so how could I go
[02:45:56 AM] Lou: it can't be!
[02:46:00 AM] Vanja: before it happened
[02:46:06 AM] Vanja: it is
[02:46:09 AM] Lou: it happened, december 6!
[02:46:13 AM] Lou: look at the email he sent you
[02:46:16 AM] Vanja: it's now december 3
[02:46:21 AM] Vanja: how?
[02:46:28 AM] Lou: no it isn't babe it is december 9
[02:46:39 AM] Vanja: why you make me be stupid
[02:46:49 AM] Lou: vanja, i don't make you be stupid i telling the
truth
[02:47:01 AM] Vanja: yes yes I not gonna fall for it
[02:47:04 AM] Lou: hold down insert, and press f12 twice quickly on
your pc it will tell you the date
[02:47:11 AM] Vanja: I know
[02:47:14 AM] Lou: well do it
[02:47:15 AM] Vanja: oh shit
[02:47:18 AM] Lou: you see?
[02:47:22 AM] Vanja: how did tht happen?
[02:47:31 AM] Lou: because, um, time's passed?
[02:47:39 AM] Vanja: somethign's strange
[02:47:43 AM] Lou: last saturday was december 3
[02:47:52 AM] Lou: you went to your cousin's engagement party?
remember that?
[02:47:57 AM] Vanja: oh yeah
[02:48:02 AM] Vanja: that was fun!
[02:48:09 AM] Lou: and now that, was december 3
[02:48:13 AM] Vanja: oh
[02:48:23 AM] Lou: on december 5, the feeder gig was cancelled
[02:48:30 AM] Lou: and december 6 was james's show
[02:48:41 AM] Vanja: no
[02:48:48 AM] Vanja: it hasn't starte4d yet
[02:48:58 AM] Lou: what do you mean it hasn't started yet
[02:49:04 AM] Vanja: lol!
[02:49:08 AM] Vanja: I can't remember
[02:49:16 AM] Vanja: hold on I'll get him
[02:49:16 AM] Lou: it should have started 3 days ago
[02:49:20 AM] Vanja: wait
[02:49:24 AM] Lou: get who! lol!#
[02:49:24 AM] Vanja: how do I add
[02:49:28 AM] Vanja: it won't do it
[02:49:33 AM] Lou: sweety, get hwo
[02:49:33 AM] Vanja: it won't click
[02:49:37 AM] Vanja: hold on
[02:49:40 AM] Lou: vanja!
[02:49:45 AM] Lou: who are you trying to add!
[02:49:52 AM] Lou: and i will do it
[02:50:05 AM] :) James :) - (L) I love Lizzy (L) has been added to the
conversation.
[02:50:06 AM] Vanja: oh
[02:50:15 AM] Vanja: it click now
[02:50:19 AM] Vanja: its here
[02:50:29 AM] Lou: it's?
[02:50:36 AM] Vanja: yes the computer clicked
[02:50:38 AM] Vanja: properly
[02:50:40 AM] Lou: there is an easier way to do this
[02:50:43 AM] Vanja: fucking wanker
[02:50:51 AM] Vanja: no
[02:50:51 AM] Lou: hey there is an easier way to do this
[02:50:54 AM] Vanja: now he can read
[02:50:57 AM] Vanja: your crap
[02:51:04 AM] Vanja: you making joke of me
[02:51:07 AM] Vanja: but it's funny
[02:51:13 AM] Lou: i'm not making a joke of you
[02:51:25 AM] Vanja: don't wory im not easy of4ended
[02:51:30 AM] Lou: um, i know
[02:51:34 AM] Lou: i've known you for ages, remember?
[02:51:37 AM] Vanja: so chill
[02:51:41 AM] Vanja: it just funny
[02:51:49 AM] Lou: let's go on VT!
[02:51:55 AM] Vanja: no
[02:52:01 AM] Vanja: tired
[02:52:05 AM] Lou: yes! he can talk to you properly then
[02:52:11 AM] Lou: ok. well go to bed then
[02:52:12 AM] Vanja: dougnuts and bed
[02:52:19 AM] Vanja: no
[02:52:21 AM] Vanja: dougnnuts
[02:52:24 AM] Vanja: then bed
[02:52:36 AM] Lou: what time are you going to bed, have you got a set
time for that?
[02:52:51 AM] Vanja: fuck of i not 5 year old
[02:52:55 AM] Lou: um
[02:53:03 AM] Lou: most 5 year olds don't have set doughnut times
[02:53:06 AM] Vanja: but got to wake up at 10 36
[02:53:09 AM] Vanja: oh
[02:53:15 AM] Vanja: i thogyht you meant bed time
[02:53:19 AM] Lou: i did
[02:53:29 AM] Vanja: so i got no fuckin bedtime
[02:53:32 AM] Vanja: wtf
[02:53:49 AM] Lou: but what i'm saying is, most 5 year olds don't have
doughnut times. vanja does. vanja may well have set
bedtime as well
[02:53:52 AM] * :) James :) - (L) I love Lizzy (L) is now Away (idle)
[02:54:03 AM] Vanja: that only because ricky jervays
[02:54:05 AM] Vanja: oops
[02:54:06 AM] Vanja: shit
[02:54:08 AM] Vanja: sorry james
[02:54:13 AM] Vanja: i really am
[02:54:23 AM] Lou: why are you apologising to him for?
[02:54:28 AM] Vanja: he changed to away
[02:54:34 AM] Lou: well that wasn't your fault?
[02:54:40 AM] Vanja: it is
[02:54:43 AM] Lou: no it isn't
[02:54:47 AM] Vanja: oh
[02:54:50 AM] Lou: why do you think it is?
[02:54:59 AM] Vanja: he got angry
[02:55:08 AM] Lou: don't be daft, of course he didn't get angry
[02:55:15 AM] Vanja: really?
[02:55:23 AM] Lou: of course! why would he get angry at you
[02:55:31 AM] Vanja: because I clicked him on here
[02:55:40 AM] Lou: that wouldn't make him angry at you
[02:55:49 AM] Vanja: I hope not
[02:55:53 AM] Lou: of course it won't
[02:55:57 AM] Lou: no one is angry at you at all
[02:56:09 AM] Vanja: not even ricky?
[02:56:18 AM] Lou: no! ricky isn't angry at you
[02:56:23 AM] Vanja: yay!
[02:56:28 AM] Vanja: but I eat dougnut
[02:56:31 AM] Vanja: tnen sleepy
[02:56:34 AM] Vanja: i wanna lye
[02:56:40 AM] Lou: i think actually he was grateful to you for helping
him write his book
[02:56:46 AM] Lou: listen to me,
[02:56:52 AM] Lou: don't lie down and eat, you will be sick
[02:56:56 AM] Lou: promise me?
[02:56:58 AM] Vanja: no no
[02:57:01 AM] Vanja: after doughnuts
[02:57:05 AM] Vanja: and water
[02:57:08 AM] Vanja: and milk
[02:57:16 AM] Lou: no milk, not after alcohol
[02:57:20 AM] Lou: that will make you sick
[02:57:20 AM] Vanja: oh#
[02:57:23 AM] Lou: it'll curdle
[02:57:34 AM] Vanja: onlyu water then
[02:57:35 AM] Lou: it'll go all frothy in your stomach and make you
feel very ill
[02:57:42 AM] Lou: yes
[02:57:44 AM] Vanja: ok
[02:57:45 AM] Lou: water is ok
[02:57:53 AM] Vanja: yes then I don't ahve hangover
[02:57:57 AM] Lou: that's right
[02:58:01 AM] Lou: and don't forget
[02:58:04 AM] Lou: set alarm 10:36
[02:58:10 AM] Vanja: it already did
[02:58:14 AM] Lou: lol
[02:58:18 AM] Lou: why that particular time anyway
[02:58:26 AM] Vanja: hae to go
[02:58:35 AM] Lou: you have to go?
[02:58:37 AM] Vanja: on a train
[02:58:41 AM] Lou: really?
[02:58:46 AM] Vanja: tmorrow
[02:58:48 AM] Lou: where are you off to?
[02:58:52 AM] Vanja: guardian
[02:58:58 AM] Lou: ok...
[02:59:04 AM] Vanja: bye
[02:59:08 AM] Vanja has left the conversation.

OK now I am off to catch the bus. I decided not to walk as I just had breakfast and I can't walk on a full stomach as i get stiches! Lol! so off to saddle Heartly up and meet J on bus! :)
Til Next time, RdFreak

he's done it again!

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