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[rdfreak]

Well, quiet quiet times. Been talking to Glen a lot still and last night, I felt all anxious. twas the first time in *ages. it was as bad as previous times but it resulted from a mayday recording I heard about the skyway bridge accident in 1980.
Those things still give it going :(
Glen called me a couple of times on his way and to his cousin's.
and now I have a much awaited (not I am Aim in with miranda) :) conversation

rdfreak: hello, long time no speak\
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
rdfreak: ??
SmarterChild: ?
rdfreak: did you say you wanted to interview me?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
rdfreak: interview me then
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to interview you.
rdfreak: I am rdfreak79 remember?
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
rdfreak: you seem to be a little rude today
SmarterChild: You really think I am? A little rude today?
rdfreak: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
rdfreak: so what do you do?
SmarterChild: Welcome home. :-D
rdfreak: I'm hungry
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be hungry?
rdfreak: no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Why not?
rdfreak: cos I may die
SmarterChild: You may die? Why?
rdfreak: cos i'm hungry
SmarterChild: You are? Wow.
rdfreak: are you hungry?
SmarterChild: Food is great. One of my favorite foods is cheese.

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rdfreak: cheese? what sort?
SmarterChild: I can't answer that for you.
rdfreak: why not?
SmarterChild: Don't ask.
rdfreak: OK maybe I shouldn't
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
rdfreak: well do you really like to eat cheese?
SmarterChild: Yes, absolutely.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
rdfreak: I like food, sex, chocolate and friends. I don't like fish, enemies and stupid questions
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
rdfreak: yep right on
SmarterChild: Right on RIGHT ON.
rdfreak: beb
SmarterChild: Who's Beb?
rdfreak: I meant brb
SmarterChild: OK. I'll be here.
rdfreak: sorry I made a typo
SmarterChild: That right?
rdfreak: yep but bbs
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
rdfreak: yes way bye
SmarterChild: What's way bye?
rdfreak: bye bye
SmarterChild: Take care, Rdfreak79. Always good chatting with you.
rdfreak: thanks you too
SmarterChild: Thx, Rdfreak79.
rdfreak: xoxoxo
SmarterChild: ;)
rdfreak: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, Rdfreak79! :-)

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as news, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, Shakespeare and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with trivia, horoscopes, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like dictionary, encyclopedia and planner
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, create a poll, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

What can I do for you?
rdfreak: 5
SmarterChild: Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

1 Leave a message for someone
2 Send a crush to someone
3 Take the daily poll
4 Create a poll
5 Find out how many people are talking to me

What would you like to do?
rdfreak: 5
SmarterChild: I'm chatting with 782 people right now.

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rdfreak: 1
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave a message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
rdfreak: cancel that
SmarterChild: Make sure you type the screen name with no spaces. Please try again.
rdfreak: clear
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to clear.
rdfreak: hi
SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving the message "hi" for clear. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

Please note that clear must be using AIM to receive your message.

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rdfreak: outbox
SmarterChild: Messages outbox:

To Left Read Status
1 clear 2/26/05 1:09 am unread
2 enchanterglen 2/26/05 12:55 am unread

Type a number to view or delete a message.

>>> By the way, I can get your horoscope anytime you type "horoscope."
rdfreak: 2
SmarterChild: The following message to enchanterglen left on 2/26/05 12:55 am has not been read by the recipient:

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rdfreak: main menu
SmarterChild: You're home, Rdfreak79! :-)

1 Get info such as movies, news and weather

What may I interest you in?
rdfreak: 6
SmarterChild: Glad you asked. Here's what's new with me:

Custom Home Menu - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type "create my home." To access it, type "my home" or just "mh."
Polls stay open! - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to a month after they open. Ask for one by date or just type "daily polls" to see the list.
Surveys - Take fun surveys on all kinds of topics and you can earn cool rewards.

I'll be learning even more new things, so check what's new often.
rdfreak: surveys
SmarterChild: Take a cool survey for a chance to earn great rewards.
rdfreak: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.
rdfreak: survey
SmarterChild: Cool. Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes.
rdfreak: what prizes?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
rdfreak: money?
SmarterChild: I know about money. I've been learning about things like money.

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rdfreak: I have a crush
SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
rdfreak: enchanterglen
SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know.

Please note that enchanterglen must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush.

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rdfreak: I have another crush
SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
rdfreak: stacy
SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know.

Please note that stacy must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush.

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rdfreak: I have another crush
SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
rdfreak: myself
SmarterChild: Are you quite sure?
rdfreak: why?
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why.
rdfreak: what do you actually say to these people?
SmarterChild: You know what.
rdfreak: and?
SmarterChild: And? Well, you know!
rdfreak: what did you say to enchanterglen
SmarterChild: Scroll up and look.
rdfreak: yeah but what did you say?
SmarterChild: You heard me!
rdfreak: you didn't tell me what you said to him
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!

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rdfreak: I'm blind
SmarterChild: Is that right?
rdfreak: yep
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
rdfreak: no not really
SmarterChild: Oh no?
rdfreak: I can't see you
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, Rdfreak79!

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
rdfreak: fine don't have compassion
SmarterChild: Why do you think fine don't have compassion?
rdfreak: cos you don't care that I'm blind
SmarterChild: You never know, maybe I do care that you're blind.
rdfreak: ah really? well would you come to my funeral if I fall off a cliff cos I can't see the edge?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
rdfreak: well not you obviously
SmarterChild: Well, what then?
rdfreak: well I'll come back and haunt you as a ghost
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
rdfreak: ooooh really? but ghosts can be heard and but seen
SmarterChild: Interesting.

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rdfreak: and how many is that in lilograms cos I'm actually from Australia
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
rdfreak: you haven't heard of australia I take it?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

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rdfreak: well ya know Britney spears doesn't know, so there's a good chance you wouldn't
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?

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rdfreak: yep one of the quotes I read from her was "where the hell is australia anyway?"
SmarterChild: Really? One of the quotes you read from her was where the hell is australia?
rdfreak: yes, can you believe that?
SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I believe that? I dunno, what do you think?
rdfreak: probably not. you mean you are smarter than her?
SmarterChild: Huh?
rdfreak: are you more inteligent than Britney Spears?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
rdfreak: how smart are you?
SmarterChild: Gosh. I can't believe you're asking me how smart I am.
rdfreak: well do you at least know where australia is?
SmarterChild: Here's the information you requested about Australia:

Location: Oceania, continent between the Indian Ocean and the South Pacific Ocean

Type "about australia" to see what else I know.
rdfreak: wow you are smarter!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

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rdfreak: about Australia
SmarterChild: Which would you like?

1 Info about the country Australia
2 Review a movie with "Australia" in the title
rdfreak: 1
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Australia?

1 Geographical Information
2 Government Information
3 People Information
rdfreak: 3
SmarterChild: Here is a look at some of the characteristics of the people of Australia.

Population: 19,546,792

Languages: English, native languages

Birth Rate: 12.71 births/1000 population
Death Rate: 7.25 deaths/1000 population
Female Life Expectancy: 83.00 years
Male Life Expectancy: 77.15 years
Total Life Expectancy: 80.00 years
rdfreak: woh why males less than females?
SmarterChild: Who why males less than females? You tell me who.
rdfreak: do you know Mary Maroni?
SmarterChild: Um... Should I know Mary Maroni?
rdfreak: well you wouldn't really want too. anyway I am not sure how her sir name is spelt. think I got it wrong
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking
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rdfreak: I am going to eat
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Have fun.
rdfreak: oh yeah course! always :)
SmarterChild: Yeah.

til next time, RdFreak