observations

OK in looking at my 0spam folder (and the occasional emails it forgot and placed straight in my inbox (grrrr), I have observed, and would like to state the following: (apologies; can't do bullet lists, keep forgetting the command)
A. If all the loterary notifications I recieved from various locations throughout the world were jenuwin, I'd be sooo sooo sooo freakin rich by now.
B. Sadly, all that money would soon be taken off me in light of all these hundreds of poor innocent foreigners, asking for my assistence in securing their futures in light of their poor deceased loved ones getting that huge payout that they so deserve!
C. I'd be probably dead by now, with all that medication pumped into me to enlarge my non-existent penis.
D. Breast Enlargements? How many procedures would you like to offer me, madam? It is in my bestest interest to have myself placed in the ginuss book of world records! yeah! I always wanted to be bigger than dolly Parton!
E. thanks so much for letting me delve into your um .. more intimate life, by allowing me to view your pornographic web cam, but there's only one problem. I am blind!
Til Next time, RdFreak