ten peeves that dogs have about humans

As well as the quarterly addition of "Dog Tails", the newsletter that Guide Dogs Victoria put out for all clients, they just started up a new magazine purely for the guide dog clients called "Local wag". Both magazines are emailed to me.
I'm currently reading issue two (as I'd been deleting these magazines a bit lately, I didn't realize they started producing this new magazine, so must go back in my trash and find the first issue). Anyway, they had the following musing, and I wanted to share it here cos I thought it was funny!
( ten peeves that dogs have about humans )

In other news, I just introduced joy and Heartly. I wasn't planning to do this til next week, but Mum called to say she was in Blackburn, and she had Heartly in the car if I wanted to see her. So I suggested that as Joy isn't stressed or anxious in any way, we could introduce them, so we did. Of course Heartly was her usual timid self, but Joy was gentle with her, and I am pleased to say, i think they'll become firm friends in future.
I do plan to take Joy for a walk later.
I just mainly wanted to share that musing; I thought it was clever, Lol!
Til Next time, RdFreak