I remembered from yesterday ...

[rdfreak]

I remembered what I had wanted to mention saturday but first an amusing convo between myself, jaws 7 and jaws 8: me: turn puter on (so I can read friends page while eating my breaky. jaws 8: jaws for windows is ready (bla bla bla) automatic updates are disabled tooltip me: exit jaws 8 and loads jaws 7. jaws 7 says something it never has said before: Automatic updates are disabled tool tip me: So you trying to impress me now and be as good as jaws 8 huh? Well, I like you better anyway jaws 7, so don't you worry about that. oh dear, I think I need some adult company! :) I've been listening to a series called "THE DEMON HEADMASTER" THAT i GOT FROM l'S SITE. iT'S DEFINITELY UP MY ALLEY (IN TERMS OF MYSTORIES) BUT IT'S THE WEIRDEST BOOK. BASICALLY ABOUT THIS HEADMASTER THAT HYPnoTIZES HIS ST5UDENTS TO PROGRAM THEM TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS THEM TO SAY. AND AS THE SERIES PROGRESSES, HE WORKs in other dodgy professions, doing the same sort of thing. and cos I should go now, an amusing joke I got yesterday. A Teacher A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up looking around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say to you: First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your homework. And Third, One day you are going to be VERY disappointed. til next time, RdFreak