I'm a barbie girl, in a piss-pot world!

[rdfreak]

Today was really awful.

I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I'm really sick. I mean REALLY sick.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday
night.

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer.
He's only 16!

I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't
reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me?

I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find
my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I am a complete and utter mental case, and there's nofin he can do for me. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you next week's lottery numbers.

So meh, nobody likes me now; everybody hates me now, I think I'll go eat some worms!

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available.
Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Comments

[healoneismyrock.livejournal.com]

That scared me for a second... I thought, that doesn't sound like Rachel!

[digital--faerie.livejournal.com]

me too. I was like wtf has happened, then i saw the walmart part and went ohh... someone else's writing.

[rdfreak.livejournal.com]

but we have that over here don't we? Lol! anyway ha! nearly got ya!
*hugs*

[rdfreak.livejournal.com]

Lol sucked in! yet another victom! hahaha! I got sucked in just as bad with Susan's :)
*hugs*

[missmojorisin.livejournal.com]

of course your beautiful!
And get well soon, being sick sucks :(

[missmojorisin.livejournal.com]

haha I only just worked that out.

[rdfreak.livejournal.com]

Lol you rule!! thanks for the compliment and I was in stitches to read you fell for it! Lol! as if I'd bail anyone out of jail! Lol I'm not that nice!
Hey we so have to meet sometime.
I think one of these days I'm gunna arrange an LJ meet-up just with the friends I've made on here - there's only a few of ya!

[missmojorisin.livejournal.com]

oooo that would be awesome! :)