two's company, twelve's a crowd
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rdfreakI have to put this in here for prosperity!
(taken from the site)
Two's Company, Twelve's a Crowd
Day 03 10:48
Who needs No Doze to stay awake when you have resident Housemate David?
Rima
Rima tries to catch some z's
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Who needs No Doze to stay awake when you have resident Housemate David? There was no sheep to be counting when the Housemates finally got to crawl into
bed.
Sleeping in one bed was always going to present a host of problems but the major issue from last night’s first snooze was David’s snoring. Sounding like
something between a freight train and a foghorn, David seriously subtracted some Housemates 40 winks.
Dixie
was the first to stir and Rima followed. The two new besties giggled about the sound David was creating. Bianca was next to rise, whispering to the pair,
“It sounds like he is farting out of his nose.”
Having had enough of the evening’s soundtrack, Saxon climbed out of bed and made his way to the Diary Room, asking Big Brother for permission to crash on
the couch. Big Brother granted his wish, “It’s your House.”
Returning to the lounge, David found
Ben
now up and about. It wasn’t long before Dixie joined the boys. “There is no chance that I’m going to sleep in there.” Dixie announced.
“This is my bed. Called it.” Saxon declared, trying out different positions on the couch. “And everyone thought I was bad! ‘Saxon, you’re so shocking’.
Oi! I’m sleeping next to the dude! I can’t sleep next to that. I can’t do it man.”
“How are you going to sleep out here with all the lights on?” Ben asked. “I don’t know. I don’t care. Can you imagine it right in your ear?” Saxon shot
back. “You know like when David stops snoring for a little bit, it’s because I kick him,” Dixie admitted. “That’s the only way to get him to stop.”
Rima joined the others in the lounge room. Saxon – now at home on the couch – laughed, “I can’t do it! It’s in my ear!”
“It’s in everyone’s f**king ear.” Rima groaned.
“He’s waking up all of Dreamworld,” sighed Ben.
“Not Dreamworld,” Dixie joked. “No one’s dreaming in this world.”
“What about if we throw something in his mouth?” Saxon contemplated. “'Cause then he’ll cough and choke.”
“And die.” Ben said, a lightbulb going off over his head. “Oi guys what if we kill him, that’ll stop the snoring.” (Of course, he was only joking.)
The conversation ended with Dixie taking a stand, paying a visit to Big Brother to talk about a whole swag of topics, namely the House’s resident snorer.
When Dixie unveiled her plan to lodge tampons up David’s nose, Big Brother was less than receptive. “Perhaps you should speak to David before you do that
action.”
So Dixie opted for Plan B, “Can you get your like Jackie Chan ninjas to get Dave and drag him out on his sheet and just leave him in the middle of the Garden.
And he can like make love noises to the koalas with his snoring.” But Big Brother wasn’t having a bar of that plan. “Why would Big Brother get ninjas when
there are healthy Housemates?”
“Because they’re all asleep too!” Dixie argued. “And they’re all farting! They stink! It’s really terrible in that big bed Big Brother. It’s not cool.”
Shut down at every turn by Big Brother, Dixie’s cause was forced to find an alternative approach.
In the Lounge, only Saxon was now there – snoring.
In battle mode, Dixie returned to the Bedroom and called out to Dave, “BB wants to talk to you. He wants you to go to the Diary Room.”
“Are you messing with me?” Dave replied sleepily.
“Why would I lie to you Dave?” Lied Dixie beautifully, “He wants to talk to you. I think you’re keeping him awake with your snoring. Dave, you sound like
a train going off, like, non-stop.”
And so Dave trudged out to the Diary Room, giving Dixie enough time to fall asleep.
Instead of single beds, there is one big bed for all of them to share! OMG!
The actual point of going to the site then was to try and get the live stream happening, so off I go.
I was feeling rather sad about life before this; this amused me thankfully!
til next time, RdFreak
(taken from the site)
Two's Company, Twelve's a Crowd
Day 03 10:48
Who needs No Doze to stay awake when you have resident Housemate David?
Rima
Rima tries to catch some z's
images/button-arrow-left
images/button-arrow-right
Who needs No Doze to stay awake when you have resident Housemate David? There was no sheep to be counting when the Housemates finally got to crawl into
bed.
Sleeping in one bed was always going to present a host of problems but the major issue from last night’s first snooze was David’s snoring. Sounding like
something between a freight train and a foghorn, David seriously subtracted some Housemates 40 winks.
Dixie
was the first to stir and Rima followed. The two new besties giggled about the sound David was creating. Bianca was next to rise, whispering to the pair,
“It sounds like he is farting out of his nose.”
Having had enough of the evening’s soundtrack, Saxon climbed out of bed and made his way to the Diary Room, asking Big Brother for permission to crash on
the couch. Big Brother granted his wish, “It’s your House.”
Returning to the lounge, David found
Ben
now up and about. It wasn’t long before Dixie joined the boys. “There is no chance that I’m going to sleep in there.” Dixie announced.
“This is my bed. Called it.” Saxon declared, trying out different positions on the couch. “And everyone thought I was bad! ‘Saxon, you’re so shocking’.
Oi! I’m sleeping next to the dude! I can’t sleep next to that. I can’t do it man.”
“How are you going to sleep out here with all the lights on?” Ben asked. “I don’t know. I don’t care. Can you imagine it right in your ear?” Saxon shot
back. “You know like when David stops snoring for a little bit, it’s because I kick him,” Dixie admitted. “That’s the only way to get him to stop.”
Rima joined the others in the lounge room. Saxon – now at home on the couch – laughed, “I can’t do it! It’s in my ear!”
“It’s in everyone’s f**king ear.” Rima groaned.
“He’s waking up all of Dreamworld,” sighed Ben.
“Not Dreamworld,” Dixie joked. “No one’s dreaming in this world.”
“What about if we throw something in his mouth?” Saxon contemplated. “'Cause then he’ll cough and choke.”
“And die.” Ben said, a lightbulb going off over his head. “Oi guys what if we kill him, that’ll stop the snoring.” (Of course, he was only joking.)
The conversation ended with Dixie taking a stand, paying a visit to Big Brother to talk about a whole swag of topics, namely the House’s resident snorer.
When Dixie unveiled her plan to lodge tampons up David’s nose, Big Brother was less than receptive. “Perhaps you should speak to David before you do that
action.”
So Dixie opted for Plan B, “Can you get your like Jackie Chan ninjas to get Dave and drag him out on his sheet and just leave him in the middle of the Garden.
And he can like make love noises to the koalas with his snoring.” But Big Brother wasn’t having a bar of that plan. “Why would Big Brother get ninjas when
there are healthy Housemates?”
“Because they’re all asleep too!” Dixie argued. “And they’re all farting! They stink! It’s really terrible in that big bed Big Brother. It’s not cool.”
Shut down at every turn by Big Brother, Dixie’s cause was forced to find an alternative approach.
In the Lounge, only Saxon was now there – snoring.
In battle mode, Dixie returned to the Bedroom and called out to Dave, “BB wants to talk to you. He wants you to go to the Diary Room.”
“Are you messing with me?” Dave replied sleepily.
“Why would I lie to you Dave?” Lied Dixie beautifully, “He wants to talk to you. I think you’re keeping him awake with your snoring. Dave, you sound like
a train going off, like, non-stop.”
And so Dave trudged out to the Diary Room, giving Dixie enough time to fall asleep.
Instead of single beds, there is one big bed for all of them to share! OMG!
The actual point of going to the site then was to try and get the live stream happening, so off I go.
I was feeling rather sad about life before this; this amused me thankfully!
til next time, RdFreak
