I love you!

Dear mobile phone Prank artist,
Thank you for giving my mobile phone one ring last night at some ridiculous hour; I had just successfully dosed off to sleep and unfortunately I am a light sleeper. Not only does my phone ring, it vibrates very loudly and will occasionally jump off the desk.
Thanks.
Yours, someone who apparently sleeps to much.
Dear jordina,
I hate you so bad! I want a pacmate too! You're bad. Don't expect me to associate with you once that pacmate touches your hands.
Signed,
your ex-best friend!

Dear FreedomScientific,
Please give me a pacmate! I promise you, while I have a demo version of window eyes on my system, I was not able to successfully install it. so, that means my computer hates it too! and mate, dudes and dudettes, I've been a jaws user from the moment I found out about it! And I have even recommended it to people! And, I have a keen interest to teach myself how to do some jaws scripting! And, my braillenote sucks! And, and and .. if you give me a pacmate, I will send my old, decrepit dusty braillenote to you to use as spare parts!
Is that all? Pleeease (I'm on my knees; one kneee anyway or is that for marriage? I don't know! But, I will promise to love and cherish it, and look after it til death do us part. so I guess it's the same thing as marriage.
Lot's of best wishes from your loyal customers, Rachel and her computer (I have just named Titanic, the unsinkable).

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So I was outside brushing Heartly and then pulling her hair out of the brush and got to thinking that imagine if I mannaged to keep some of her hair after she was gone, (not that I like thinking about it). And I got a bit creative and carried away from that point. Lol!
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Til Next Time, RdFreak